Max Ross

I have a lot of respect for Greek comedians, because they don’t use stage names. “My name is Eros Alexosamkaragiannispolous, and you will pronounce it correctly”. 🇬🇷 #greece #greekcomedians #comedy #comedian

My first post on “X”… Headlining SoCap Theatre this Saturday! eventbrite.com/e/saturday-nig…

@himansucomedy ❤️

I’m doing pretty well in life! I’ve accumulated enough tupperware over the years, that I can finally throw out the margarine and sour cream containers I’ve been using to store food.

Thank you for entertaining us when we were too sick for school! RIP #jerryspringer #jerryjerryjerry

If you’ve ever wanted to ride the subway carrying a samurai sword, but not get questioned by the police, this is your weekend! #TorontoComicCon

My NBA prediction: Brooklyn Nets in 5 for the 2023 NBA finals #nba #KevinDurant #KyrieIrving

I’m just gonna blame Team Canada’s performance on all the Brampton players… #FIFAWorldCup #canada #Belgium #brampton

Should be a fun game, but I’m more focused on the hot Mexican and Polish women in the audience. #FIFAWorldCup #mexico #poland

How lit was the Liberty Village Tim Horton’s after the Toronto Argo’s won the Grey Cup? Congratulations Toronto Argonauts 🏆

Friday October 21st! Catch @justforlaughs vet @ArthurSimeon plus fellow Just-For-Laughians @davidprydejokes & @DarrenHenwood, Burbank Comedy Fest alums @saysthingsfunny & @maxrosscomedy & @MTLsketchfest vet @itsdananas! 8pm & 10:30, $15/$10st, info/tix: comedynest.com

This Thursday to Saturday (October 20-22) catch @justforlaughs vet @ArthurSimeon plus great guests including @davidprydejokes @saysthingsfunny @everydayjoemtl @KatetheHammer @DarrenHenwood @itsdananas @maxrosscomedy @biginsanehappy @tomdlmurphy & more! Tix comedynest.com

Imagine complaining to an 8 year old that your company doesn’t care about you, because all they do is give you pizza parties to boost moral? #quietquitting

In honour of our late Queen, the drivers on the QEW highway will be on a standstill during rush hour.

My only fitness goal was to not have a GoodLife fitness trainer harass me by trying to sell their personal training services. This year I achieved that goal! 💪 #fitness #gym #workout

I have almost a decade of experience in telecommunications and networking… Have you guys tried disconnecting, then reconnecting your Rogers router??? #rogers #Rogersinternet #rogersoutage

A NEW Ep. of The Johnny Rogers Show airs TONIGHT at 7PM | Courage Ft. Max Ross (@maxrosscomedy) | EP #45 youtu.be/0_v2s_U0_M4

Wow I can’t believe Twitter is being bought by @elonmusk and won’t be a fun, nice, healthy place anymore.