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@BasilTheGreat Might watch it in 4 years if there's nothing on.

Helen of Troy in the upcoming Odyssey Movie by Christopher Nolan "The face that launched a thousand ships"

@ace_9292 @notCloutbay But, but, but she's got ink! She's def a 2

@notCloutbay This one never got over the fact that she’s the ugliest one in the panel 😂

Clavicular is going VIRAL after ruthlessly rating girls for their LOOKS 😭 "There's not a single good thing about your face. 1.5/10, genetic defect, its over."

@3days2Kiev Why does every woman think fucking 47 guys after a break up "heals" them or gives them magical powers? 🤔🤮

8 men before marriage is supposed to be pious now, the bar is bellow hell at this point 😭💀

@Aerona_Ryan Private planes

@ronasbutterfly1 Yes

@AllysonSaysSo2 Showing up...

Showing up in my DM and just typing "Hi" pisses me off, so don't fucking do it

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Well, shes retarded. So there's that

Typical modern woman. >Emily Ratajkowski >Model and influencer >Claims she only slept with 8 guys before her 2022 divorce >4 live-in boyfriends and one male best friend from high school >Says she never had a one-night stand or slept with anyone the same day she met them >After the divorce she decided to “fuck my way into a new kind of woman” to destroy the “Madonna” image she’d built and replace it with the “whore” >Detailed wild post-divorce hookups with a “Vegan Graffiti Artist,” a chef who thought he had chlamydia, a Spanish Gen-Zer sending nudes, etc.

@MaryTilesTexas Stop

The girl next door for like 15 years now

@askaya I think he is 5'3 and she is 5'6. Either way, I get what you're saying

Tom Holland is 5’8. Zendaya is 5’10. Short kings, find yourself someone who likes you for who you are and not for your height.

@BreannaMorello Being gay, queer, retarded, or tired all the time does not give you some super power that the rest of us straight ass regular ppl dont have.

MLB does not have an active openly gay or bisexual player. Meaning all this gay propaganda has nothing to do with supporting their players. It has everything to do with breaking up the nuclear family and targeting Christian values.

@Briannavdzp That is actually not bad. You're on the cusp. And free advice, lose 30. You'll be smokin

jiggly tummy and jiggly boobs Menu ?

@SassyValkyrie @JaredLeto If you or anyone else thought this was Leto, cmon. You didn't know dont be retarded. Besides that, this has been the greatest movie of the summer!!! Skeletor killed!

Every time @JaredLeto was on screen I smiled. When Skeletor laughed, I laughed. This was a really fun movie.

@ronasbutterfly1 Preferably

Are dresses like this at almost 40 still okay?!

@pbandjedi Same!

Now I must find a theater like this 😱

@MustangMan_TX Wife'n her

CUTE BRIT PRESENTS HER TOP 5 FAVORITE AMERICAN PHRASES: I’m pretty sure she spent some time in Texas 🤠 what do you think? Note: She did misunderstand #1 though: it’s “Dagnabbit” not dang nabbit! Maybe all that hair was blocking her ears! 😂❤️

@miaspicexo This... ehh... exhausting And the igg song. Enough

Do you like yellow?💛

@Real_Ninja_Girl Pass. You asked.

Front or Back ?

@MikhailaFuller And the father allowed this. Pathetic. I hope better for the child.

34 weeks!

@acupofalise No, but nylons w shorts will get you thrown down those stairs

Born in 1991, from the UK and definitely bottom heavy… is that a dealbreaker??

@Errin_Joy Ill allow it. And accurate. Don't ever use "campy" again. Thank you.

My Review of Masters Of The Universe Just finally saw Masters Of The Universe and I thought it was a fun, campy and a visual appealing Movie. It had a great storyline and a great soundtrack; and the movie is a love letter to the 80's. I really enjoyed the movie, loved the end.