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They Should Make a Bong Out of Jim from The Office’s Bones
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big spaghetti isn’t even trying to pretend they’re not spying on you anymore
Dexerto@Dexerto
Pasta sauce company Prego is launching a device that listens to and records conversations at the dinner table The device is designed to capture laughter, stories, and everyday moments that can be revisited
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hey dude are you perhaps related to some guy named Sneakers
Rich O'Toole@RichOToole
This thing is wild 🔥
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@nimbytwink @depression2019 “Literally had time machines” brother are you dumb?
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@depression2019 I'm becoming pro Scientology until ppl share this energy for the Catholic church.
Raiding these backroom ass office building “religious institution” searching for some magical lizard being excretion when the Vatican literally has time machines. Bug people
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@kevinbolger @depression2019 There’s a back door that they usher everyone out of. They need to have a group waiting outside that door ready to run in the second the first group opens it.
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@depression2019 Why dont they split up. They are not serious. The world needs a Special Forces level run through of Scientology campus.
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democrats-the pope is good
republicans- the pope is bad
chinese garfield- ooo john prease
make rasagna again
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I wonder how irreversibly cooked our brains are as the first generation of men to have memorized the geography of non-existent spaces. I'm far from the only one who can tell you exactly where this is located.
Retroman🕹🎮@realretroism
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