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@BlutmanMark Can't forget the ArmDog, good to have a Sasky boy on your side

Hockey Dad here. Had some worry fathering 2 Cali boys. Would puck be part of their life? In the end… No fear. They are puck heads and have the 4 greatest hockey Dudes in their lives. Biz. Whit. Yandle and Murls.

You don't get it. It's the 2026 Schedule Release! 📰 bit.ly/435yJlI

@kingkrabbyp The audacity to pay to be more comfortable

Genuinely appalled that this bitch gets paid enough to make the $80 upgrade to first class

@Sportsnet Can we get rid of the circle desk and go back to the traditional desk. The hosts should be speaking to the audience, not each other.

GAME ONE, GAME WON 🦬

@TJHitchings @danabeers @TJHitchings @danabeers @Blutman27 This was a hilarious ending, thank you boys. @OhioTate @LucasGuido13

To people complaining that this is a bad/underwhelming ending: what were you expecting to happen? Most likely ending was someone accidentally moving their hand, or just straight up quitting. This was at least 100x more exciting than that. Congrats @danabeers. What a battle @Blutman27. x.com/StoolAfterDark…

@BarstoolBigCat I hope you're right Cat!

Fernando is going to be a 15 year starter.

Goodnight everybody

@danabeers I hate to tell you but beers are a problem for heartburn

I think I’m officially entering my heartburn era. Not exactly my proudest era but we’re here regardless. Would love to hear fellow heartburn people’s advice to combat heartburn. And don’t tell me I have to eat healthier. I’m working on it I promise

This frigging tournament

Next Mystery Jersey Drop is in 2 HOURS @ 8 PM EST 1. Signed NHL jerseys w/ COA 2. Fanatics Premium/MIC jersey 3. 2026 Olympic jerseys 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇸🇪🇫🇮🇨🇿 4. Outdoor game / RR 5. NHL jersey w/name 6. Blank NHL jersey This is an incredible value for $85 Value range $100-2000📦❓

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@clubtrillion Basketball Jones by Cheech and Chong

@TJHitchings @BarstoolYak 1/1 yak guests or 1/1, 5/5,10/10 of the yak's other barstool hosts (Rone, Eddie, Dana)

The ONE (1) pack of @BarstoolYak Trading Cards Series 1 Expansion that I PURCHASED WITH MY OWN MONEY has arrived. Let’s see what I got.

I dont think im saying anything ground breaking here but this can a tough time of year for alot of people myself included. Love you guys

@LarryVire @PardonMyTake This is the answer, had Phillies Max as my favorite because it's the funniest

@PardonMyTake Sixers Max is the worst Phillies Max is the funniest Nova Max is a realist Winning Max is a rarity Eagles Max is the truest version of himself

#whats your favorite max

Every 100 retweets i make Zac bigger #ExperianBoostOrBust

@SteveRodge67 @BussinWTB Next year the bussin dome is happening

@BussinWTB Caught in the act again

BREAKING: @BussinWTB has obtained a leaked image from the X-ray of Maxx Crosby's physical with the Ravens

@danabeers Need a Dana Beers x Home By 3 crossover

Do I think I came up with “thats baseball”? Absolutely not Always Sunny is my favorite show Do I think members of the USA hockey team say “thats baseball” because of me? Heavens no, it’s because of the hockey show that popularized it Do I think it’s a weird coincidence that they started posting “that’s baseball” six days after I started saying “that’s baseball”? Yes but that’s show business Do I think these guys are hilarious and it could lead to a That’s Baseball Yug Off where everybody benefits? Absolutely