Michael Ian Hacked

@SteveHuff Zeta Reticuli or GTFO

"I don't want to denote origin" is one of the most important points Grusch makes here, and frankly it adds some plausibility to his claims.

@RVAwonk I’m continue to have no idea what this is about but I am 100% on your side.

So, I need to address this misinformation. 1) I didn’t release incomplete DMs. 2) Chris invited out for coffee a few years ago, but then gave me a choice of two bars to pick from. I didn’t choose to go to a bar — he did, after initially asking me if I wanted to grab coffee.

@KenMarino “Dave”?

@TheBradOwen @WPT Did you win yet?

After three long days, we’ve made the $5k @WPT final table with 8 remaining. Guaranteed $42k, 1st is $357k. Day 4 is tomorrow when we’ll play down to the TV FT of 6. We’ve got 15 bb’s. Hit the like for extra run good.

Any word on when he ends his 2024 presidential run?

@SteveHuff If the adults weren't eaten by the children I'm not interested.

Every wannabe screenwriter who sees this will immediately open Final Draft.

You mean if I don’t have kids I get to miss out on this sort of joy?

@BobDylanSmiling @michaelianblack Ciao!

Just passed @michaelianhackd south of Campo de’ Fiori. Michael’s influence brought me here this week. @michaelianblack, you look fantastic. My family is giving me grief for not saying, Hello, so, Salve!

@mkonnikova Weeds

Hey Twitter - had some random seeds blow into a planter and now this. What am I growing?!

ALERT ALERT: Cute young priests riding electric scooters! Avoid Corso Vittorio Emanuele II in Rome if you do not wish to see cute young priests riding electric scooters! ALERT ALERT!

@Angry_Polak Just read his timeline: checks out.

I get nasty comments from men all of the time. One thing that is common is that smart, successful, secure men NEVER talk to me like this. It's always broke, insecure, losers who say horrible things to me.

Guess what I’m eating! (I’m eating pizza)

Every Italian man over the age of 50 dresses like he had one successful pop song in the 80’s.

Michael Showalter did all of this for me.

I’m grocery shopping!!!

@OhNoSheTwitnt Is he wearing shorts over flesh-colored pants?

Got the gun nuts coming after me again on my other account so thought I’d come over here and take a little breather. My butt itches.

Repeal the Second Amendment. It’s time.

Love Boat and how they addressed transgender issues back in 1982.

@bettymbeauchamp @MindyFurano That’d be great. Just remember that Mindy, as a female, should make about .63 for every 1.00 I get.

Guess what time is it where I am? I'm just kidding. Don't do that.