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That One

@milfomatica

40+. Married. Midlife crisis. NSFW 18+. Not your Crush, don't want a TC. Here until it no longer feels fun. DMs are fine, badgering for a reply is not.

England, United Kingdom Se unió Mart 2022
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Accidentally deleted my pinned tweet so let's put it back... Old lady likes attention
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People who "don't care about numbers" loosing their minds during a bot purge will never not be funny to me.
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go on, it's a bank holiday you can slide in these DMs. If you're lucky I might even read it before next Easter!
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Tina, we're in our forties. No, I'm not going pay to do cringe fest of a weekender in Benidorm for your hen do. It's your third one, you'll be lucky if I don't wear the same dress to the service, last one was only a couple of years ago😂
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No sorry, we're closed. All the banks have gone on holiday.
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Of course I'm in a mood, there is free wine but I'm the designated driver...
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The chocolate eggs are your easter presents, you ungrateful little shits. When did getting presents for easter become a thing?
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You're in her DMs, she retweets conspiracies about "genetically-modified" snow unironically. You deserve each other.
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some big shoulders might fix me
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Sorry, too busy thinking of what crap tweet to do this easter, pretty sure I used "get your eggs out, lads." already last year.
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Your April fools didn't get me, I don't believe anything you say anyway.
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One day soon I might actually be able to come here for more than ten mins at a time again
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Sit me on your face and tell me how your week went?
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Sinful Sunday, but I'm choosing sloth.
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What a couple of days, pass the wine or a massive cock...tail.
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