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Never lower your standards: this was given by a dude who I met for the first time who KNOWS I don’t wish to date him.



After today's excellent decision by the IOC.,if the Rio 2016 women's 800m. was held today, the 3 medallists in my photo. Wambui, Niyonsaba & Semenya would be barred and the medals would go to Canada's Melissa Bishop, Poland's Joanna Jozwik & GB's Lynsey Sharp @AthleticsWeekly

Every women’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.

Unapata mtoto ukiwa na miaka 30, mtoto baada ya miaka 6 anaanza darasa la 1, wewe una miaka 37, anamaiza la 7 wewe una miaka 44. Anamaliza form 4 wewe una miaka 48. Anamaliza form 6 wewe una miaka 50. Anajiunga na JKT wewe una miaka 51. Anamaliza chuo kikuu (maximum miaka 4) wewe una miaka 55. Anatafuta kazi na kuanza kujitegemea mwaka 1/zaidi, wewe una miaka 56. Hapo tufanye hajafeli wala kurudia vidato. Huyo ndio first born wako. Usisahau Life expectancy ya Tanzania ni miaka 52. Enhee! 🤔






















