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Mudit Khandelwal

@muditkh

Banker | football Cricket fan | Unprofessional Gamer | Beer Drinker | Funny Bone|

Agra, India Se unió Ekim 2009
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Mudit Khandelwal
Mudit Khandelwal@muditkh·
Teacher: Define Escalator ? @iamsrk : Main thehra raha zameen chalne lagi..!!
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Enezator
Enezator@Enezator·
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Frontalforce 🇮🇳
Frontalforce 🇮🇳@FrontalForce·
A TVK supporter threw flower bouquet towards Chief Thalapathy Vijay He got scared & ran back towards security fearing it for something else 🤣🤣
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Lenskart Support
Lenskart Support@LenskartSupport·
@muditkh Hi Mudit, we’re really sorry for the inconvenience caused to you. Kindly share your order ID or registered mobile number via DM so that we can assist you with the best possible solution at the earliest.-Thanks, Prachi
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Mudit Khandelwal
Mudit Khandelwal@muditkh·
@Lenskart_com worst service Your guys told 1 day confirmed delivery but jow ut shows 3 days I am traveling hyderabad. Now what i do with this specs. You tell
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6ɪx✦
6ɪx✦@ok6ixx·
When I was about 9 years old, my mom forced me to go with her to the funeral of a friend of hers that I didn't know. When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the funeral to end. Then a man approached me and said: "Enjoy life, boy. Be happy because time flies. look at me now, I didn't enjoy mine." He patted my head and left. Before leaving, my mom forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled to see man who was talking to me when I was in the corner was the same one in the Coffin. For several years, I was not able to sleep properly because of nightmares. Years later, I discovered that the dead man had a twin brother.
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Fight With Memes
Fight With Memes@FightWithMemes·
"Everyone felt that"
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Shah Rukh Khan
Shah Rukh Khan@iamsrk·
It’s truly sad to learn about Asha Tai’s passing… her voice has been one of the pillars of Indian cinema and will continue to resonate world over for centuries to come. A talent that will outlive many, she always showered me with blessings and love and i will miss her. Rest in Peace Asha Tai… love you.
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Kevin Pietersen🦏
Shreyas is a freak show and should be in every Indian Cricket team as almost a first pick. Tremendous cricket brain too!
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Billi ka Baccha
Billi ka Baccha@billikabacchahu·
Agar IPL me Bihar ki team hoti , toh kya naam rakhte aap ?
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Space Recorder
Space Recorder@1spacerecorder·
Beautifully described for Vaibhav Sooryavanshi ❤️
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Nandkishor
Nandkishor@devops_nk·
It's Friday finally.
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𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐢𝐢⁴⁵
OMG, Sunil Grover mimicking Rohit Sharma in collaboration with Netflix.😭🔥 bRO cooking something big with Netflix👀
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Rishabh
Rishabh@jokebazz·
Vaibhav Sooryavanshi aise hi khelta raha toh 1 International series ke baad phirse Sanju Samson ko justice dilvana padega.
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AajTak
AajTak@aajtak·
पापा ये फ्रॉड है... समझाता रहा मासूम बेटा, नहीं माने पापा, चुपके से मोबाइल को फ्लाइट मोड पर रख कर रोकी ठगी बरेली में डिजिटल अरेस्ट के नाम पर साइबर ठगों ने दंपति को 10 घंटे तक वीडियो कॉल पर बंधक बनाए रखा. आतंकी कनेक्शन का डर दिखाकर बैंक डिटेल हासिल की गई, लेकिन 8वीं के छात्र ने फोन फ्लाइट मोड पर डालकर ठगी नाकाम कर दी. पूरी खबर: intdy.in/srrs55 #UttarPradesh #Bareilly #DigitalArrest
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Respectful Memes
Respectful Memes@RespectfulMemes·
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Mudit Khandelwal
Mudit Khandelwal@muditkh·
@pushpendrakum Bhai tata par case karo. . . EV ke paise leke.. pollution wala engine kaise de dia.. Proof ke liye Challan hai hi..
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Pushpendra Singh
Pushpendra Singh@pushpendrakum·
Police issued a ₹10,000 pollution fine… on an ELECTRIC VEHICLE ⚡😂 ❌No engine. ❌ No emissions. Still “polluting” according to them. Even after explaining it’s an EV, they refused to listen instead started adding MORE fines (tinted glass, etc.) just to justify it. So the real question is: Are laws being enforced… or just used to extract money? 🤔 Educated system or automated extortion? 🚨Repost for better reach
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