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merry new year

@Delta @airfrance maybe you should figure out your policies. all your information says gates close 15 min before boarding. we showed up 20 min before and they wouldn’t let us on. the agent on our connecting flight said they called... now there are about 30 of us stuck in paris.

tradition 🫶

MIGHTY OREGON. #GoDucks

keep your friends informed. send slutty text chains.

i can't believe this is how i found out

@cadenraps 🫡

ordered a vodka redbull. got a pepsi vodka…. vegas is cool

@troll2party @cadenraps it’s still worth the watch tho

hour 12 without power. we’ve resorted to drinking moonshine and making candles out of bacon grease and twine.

center of attention

@makknows 💁‍♀️

@newmarkymark7 girl dinner

stocked

@cadenraps this is a nice photo

happy birthday to me

@kairyssdal Can I buy you a seattle-dog #makemesmart

it’s our year 🐾

@makknows Every chapter is: there’s a hostage situation, the person negotiating isn’t good enough, they brought him in, here’s 5 tips.

@newmarkymark7 I can’t remember a single word from when I read it but I still see him and his book advertised everywhere

Was Never Split the Difference actually good or does it just have the greatest marketing team ever?

@adamdgolden that’s fair

Very conflicted during hate houston week