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I dey see $200K funded certificate for my dream. Gotta bridge the gap!!

@sley_Xk Na that one wrong move I need to learn rn. I gats to discharge a few women abeg 😔

It’s crazy how women can go from completely obsessed to completely uninterested- all it takes is just one wrong move

Walking people out the door can be stressful, sometimes explosive. Reminding them that there's a door is just enough. Works everytime!

Yooooo!! 😳🤌

@0xfairman @fundingpips Congratulations mate!

Just got my 100k$ funded account from @fundingpips Just congratulate me

I so much love this app bruh!! Someone somewhere will always post my exact thoughts in real time.

As a forex trader this is your last World Cup without a car !!!

NGL smart girls dey turn me on

As you're setting your own records, he is breaking your own records, setting his own records, and breaking his own records. I might not haved lived in the times of Shakespeare, Aurelius, Alexander the Great or Napoleon - but it has been the honor of my life to call you my GOAT.

Sad reality of life 💀

Two givers in a relationship looks like • He paid for her nails so she paid for his next 2 cuts • She made the list, he bought the groceries and brought them inside, she put them away. • She cooked, he cleaned. • She bought him cologne so he sent her on a Spa Day • He covered every bill so she booked the trip • She bought him Js so he filled her tank/detailed the car. It's not about going 50/50 on expenses. It’s about going 100/100 in life. You pour into me, I pour into you. You prioritize me, I prioritize you. It’s really that simple when you know a person has your back!

i make decisions based on logic, patience and preparation. every day i become a more profitable trader, a stronger leader and a wealthier builder. i do not chase opportunities, i develop the skills that attract them. my consistency compounds into financial freedom and every challenge strengthens my character. today, i stay focused on my vision, trust my process and refuse to be distracted by short term noise. i affirm 🌱

Men are the considerate ones. Women on the other hand, are direct, self-centered, and ruthless.

@MaxToks001 Not when there's a skill ready to multiply it, chairman.

1million naira can not change your life

@tradericch @5starbarber_1 My dear boss, it'll delight me that you kindly let the total debit come to a total of N5,170,000. The 170k on top is seed that I need to get a $5K instant account from @InstantFunding_ after discount by pluspoints. x.com/i/status/20708…

@5starbarber_1 Let me add 5m for you

After financial stability, what next?

I was only 1000 naira short of the total cost of this account from @InstantFunding_ even after I used my Pluspoints for $40 discount. Long story short, I couldn't afford it. Now I'm plotting on how to pass a challenge account. Tch!

Lotta hos weren't hos before this T-pain era.

@excusewilliam @hArDEy015 Bro I was thinking Premium/Discount Arrays 😭😭

It's actually quite simple. If I'm the one engaging in it, there's no such thing as too much PDA. If I'm not, you two are doing too much and need to get a room.

there are 4 types of friends you should never ever lose; 1. the loyal friend. the one who protects your name when you're not in the room and guards your secrets like they're their own. even on your worst days, they never use your vulnerabilities against you 2. the brutally honest friend. the one who tells you the truth even when it's uncomfortable. they'd rather risk upsetting you than watch you make the wrong decision just to keep you happy 3. the dependable friend. the one you can call at 3am and all they say is i'm on my way. no excuses and no hesitation, just action when you need them most 4. the genuinely caring friend. the one who checks on you without wanting anything in return. they ask how you're doing cos they truly care not because they need a favor the bottom line is, losing these kinds of people is a mistake you'll only realize when it's too late. learn something 👍

GOD WOULD NOT PLANT A DREAM IN A MAN INCAPABLE OF REACHING IT.

You texted me and told me I’m very handsome and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a woman but don’t go around admiring men that are not on your level. End.