@cosmicfizzypop I’m ngl him staying in one perfect spot without moving his head for the entire introduction so his jaw looks more pronounced is soooo me
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stephanie
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Queen of having conversations with myself under every thread
Internet hell Se unió Mart 2014
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“ HE’S UGLY “ & “ PUT THE MASK BACK ON “ trending within seconds was so foul 😭😭😭
yoxic@yoxics
nothing will ever top the Dream face reveal video 😭
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nigga what i had to quit
🖤#noigKR@kreadyy
going thru a break up at work ain’t none to play with 😭😭😭
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@chiaraleaks Omg it fully took me like 2 minutes to realize this isn’t actually a middle aged soccer milf 😭
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@SunnyBanks_ @BhadBhabie She right!! Do you Dani! Get back on the Mic tho! SNOWRILLA!!😂
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Um no, cyanide and arsenic are poisons, whereas sugar is edible. You don’t see a pile of bodies outside a candy store lmao.
That said, sugar should only be eaten occasionally and in small quantities.
Peter H. Diamandis, MD@PeterDiamandis
Sugar is poison. Here's why:
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@TheDejaKing @BDTRELILBROTHER No seriously cuz I rly would’ve thought there’s no way to fix that but that dr has her looking so good 😭😭 she prob feels like such a confident baddie now lmaoo this is making me want a breast lift 😩
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@BDTRELILBROTHER this would actually be so upsetting to deal with everyday wow glad she got help
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@BlackResonanc3 @cy_rexie Tbh she probs got sloshed off that amount due to nothing else being in her stomach 💀 .. but yeah I agree with you her issue here is 1000% anorexia
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Im ngl this is not an almond mom this is a functional alcoholic
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@Drippin_Jake @BasedUncleJesus @RichardEnsideya The percentage of obesity in men is almost the exact same as the percentage for women in the US so idk why you’re acting like it’s a female issue lmao.
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@BasedUncleJesus @RichardEnsideya Don't even need to narrow it down to college, just all women in general lol
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Holy fuck this party is straight dust. I’m going tf home
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@amandawinnlee @singer_joseph Noooo:( sweet boy. At least he didn’t have to see anything scary and was in one of his safe spaces. 💔 and I’m sure he knew how loved he was! 💚🐢
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@singer_joseph My husband went back with some shovels to dig him out as soon as the fires died down enough. We found him in his burrow.
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To clarify- my tortoise was hiding in his burrow 25 feet underground. We did not have time or the means to dig him out. Please stop telling me I’m a heartless murderer. I would have saved him if I could.
Amanda Winn Lee@amandawinnlee
RIP Methuselah aka The Dude. You brought me so much joy. I’m sorry I couldn’t save you. I’ll never forget you
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@TaraBull808 I can’t stop laughing at him pretending to play basketball completely in his own world LMFAOO
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@const_solutions @kbk3n3 @TaraBull808 Lmaoo she’s playing the part of begrudging mom to be funny but I promise she wouldn’t be making a whole TikTok with goofy background music if it was an actual problem for her
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@kbk3n3 @TaraBull808 That mother doesn't look like she is loving this situation.. 😅
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@iamBK_ Mind you I get that she’s “attracted” to him, but to watch that movie and come back w the thought that Ellen was in LOVE w Orlok is so strange??? I mean even the fact that she chose to die rather than become his wife when both could’ve saved her loved ones should say a lot..
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@Yruonhere @Leofrei7as @iamBK_ She prays for anyone to come to her and save her from her loneliness, and Orlok picks up on her prayers thru his magical powers and takes advantage of her desperation. She didn’t know who she was summoning
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@Leofrei7as @iamBK_ But there is/was a slight desire there. One thing Count Orlok represents is her fear of loneliness and lustful desires. She literally resurrects him at the beginning of the movie because how lonely she is. He is manipulative, but there used to be a part of her that wanted him
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@PTDorns @Yruonhere @Leofrei7as @iamBK_ Yes exactly. Her phrasing of being just a child made it clear to me that he wasn’t meant to be some type of forbidden love. Yes she was connected and attracted to him- bc he imprinted himself on her when she was young.
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@Yruonhere @Leofrei7as @iamBK_ i think there was a desire but not a healthy one. the beginning of the movie wasnt ellen wishing for HIM specifically, she just needed *anybody,* and she got a dude that sa’d her and possessed her for the rest of her life when she was still an “innocent little girl” (her words)
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@FlVESTARWOMAN Ik that’s not the point of that clip but god I love Dennis lmfaooo I legit replayed the beginning like 10 times bc his delivery had me so weak 😭😭😭
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i always think about the podcast episode of them talking about when this happened to glenn irl and rob and charlie saying he came in pissed off for getting rear ended and having to clean all the milk off the console and they went like "what?"
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@anonymousbgc @_benjvmins_ I love Nicki but she was very obviously not sober during that era 😭😭
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my god in heaven. the coke head allegations were so valid
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Nah looking back Nicki Minaj doing all this on live just because Megan said “Megan’s law” is insane bruh 😭😭😭!
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