Patrick Coady™

I'm pretty sure pistachios are 40% more additive then black tar heroin

So Free Agent Frenzy Day set to conclude with 63 signings totalling $411,900,000......Definitely one of the craziest FA days in memory.

Another year in the books! Until next year my beauties, I salut you #AirdrieRodeoProbs

If you're thinking about going to see The Lone Ranger, just fucking don't.

@tkeith1106 difference between freedom of speech and being an ignorant prick, figure it out.

@SauceHockey just in time to sauce around a few sandbags #needthehelp

@tkeith1106 grow up kid, show some respect.

If she's one in a million, there's 38 of her in California. #truth

@mishkalynn must've been a mistake, no one wants you there. #Uhhhhsmellyalater

That awkward moment when... i.imgur.com/55D0g.gif

@Nulty92 yeah long distance relationships sure are a struggle. #pigeon

If I had a bucket of dicks I wouldn't give her the handle. #oldmantalk

I wanna running drop kick Roy from shipping wars right in the chest and set his cat on fire #heytwitter

Paydays are the best days. #throwinhundids

If McDonald's retweets you, that's your tell tail sign that you've made it big. #dollarmenu

I don't even remember which way I shoot #retired @Nulty92 @fowl

Building a slapshot regatta cage for summer. #terrordome @Nulty92 @Fowls11 @ph

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