Ian Turner

Oh right... we have to do _all_ of this again tomorrow.

Tweetbot has been around for over 10 years, we've always complied with the Twitter API rules. If there's some existing rule that we need to comply with, we'd be happy to do so, if possible. But we do need to know what it is... @TwitterDev, you know how to reach us.

@securda This is how I’m going to break my Twitter habit because the only thing that made it bearable is now broken.

Why are ethics questions always like: "is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?" And not: "is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

@Seanability @nudehaberdasher But what are you going to drink with your shower reuben? twitter.com/bizarre_conten…

We are living in the future.

@Chris_Grosse Rocky Mountain Pizza

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.

HOLY SHIT, my man Rep. Hakeem Jeffries actually schooled these fools alphabetically!👏👏👏

Hahaha. Democrat @RepKatiePorter in the chamber during #SpeakerVote

@NerdPyle Why did they put popcorn ceiling on the exterior walls of that house?

@TheTarquin @funranium Look, if they didn’t want you playing with the x-ray machine they shouldn’t have left the room to protect themselves from x-rays.

Must resist urge to play with the friendly radiation robot. (CC @funranium)

@medus4_cdc To the roller disco, of course.

Went to the thrift store and stumbled upon what I can only describe as a slutty sequined clown jumpsuit for $5 I have no idea where or why I will wear it, but I NEEDED IT

I like you, @mluckovichajc, but we were all watching and this is not what happened.

Dorothy Parker is such a tragic figure... a twitter person born 100 years too early and forced to hang out with nerds all day at the Algonquin Hotel

@pattonoswalt But how can that be since 1990 was only like 10 years ago

When I realize we’re closer to the year 2050 than the year 1990.

Merry Christmas

pretty fucked up that by the time you reach 40 there are basically only like five people on the planet who really understand you and they probably live in a different city

@securda Sorry, that’s already been earmarked for more cops.