alexis💖

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alexis💖

@plexianaaa

unfriendly.

🤷🏽‍♀️ Se unió Ağustos 2009

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Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein·23h

How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better

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‏ً@omgsidewalks·3d

i don’t stay mad at people for long. i may never actually speak to you again but i’m not mad about nothing for real 😭

𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰@_timiszn

one thing about you ??

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meredith@noyeahobviously·5d

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

Posts By Feds@SuspectFed

BREAKING: Due to many underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at multiple ICE detention facilities, ICE plans to relocate all underage female detainees to an undisclosed island for 'safeguarding'.

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JOLLY J✨@DynamoSuperX·5d

STREAMING WAS BETTER WHEN IT WAS JUST NETFLIX, HULU, AND AMAZON!!!

𝑲𝒂𝒍@svn8nine

What’s the most boomer complaint you have?

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vic@CountOnVic·5d

Me 90 seconds after I said I’m done talking about it

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alexis💖@plexianaaa·13 Mar

@IamFadedAF I’d venture to say someone who was a referee for both the men’s and women’s games in the 2024 Olympics, has been a ref for the NBA in some capacity since 2021, and played basketball herself is very well qualified. Not that she needs to prove a single fucking thing to you.

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Toretto@IamFadedAF·13 Mar

Why does the NBA have a bunch of young, female refs there days? I am all for women refs but what qualifications does the ref in the Nuggets Spurs game have? She is like 30 years old.

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𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐧 ⛈️@NotLikeBooker·12 Mar

LOOOOOOOOOL “You’re a bitch, you’re a bitch, you’re a bitch, your moms a bitch, your dads a bitch, your grandmas a bitch” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Redd@ReddCinema

🫱🏾🫱🏾🫱🏾🫱🏾🫱🏾🫱🏾

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DammyAyo💕@dartgurlie·10 Mar

When I can't choose between two options, so I ask someone to choose for me, and they pick the one I didn't want

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kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪@urth2kas·9 Mar

older men don’t even be tryna hide that they staring at you… be looking at you like this

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le.hl@0xleegenz·8 Mar

Nobody ever warned me that as i get older, the weather app would become a part of my life

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$@2xsam_·7 Mar

HOW tf we supposed to know they temporary???

𝕃𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝ𝔹𝕆𝕐😍@loverboyclerk

Stop telling temporary people so much about you.

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Kia 🧸ྀི@xevekiah·4 Mar

My boyfriend and I were at the mall and he decided to act like he didn’t know me. He walks up all smooth and goes, “You’re too pretty to be shopping alone. Let me carry your bags.” Before I could even react, this girl from the next aisle pops up next to me and goes, “She’s not alone. I’m right here.” And just stands there staring at him 😭I told her he’s actually my boyfriend, but the way she clocked in for duty??? but honestly, girl… I appreciate you 😭👏

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