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Still looking for the right girl, willing to let MF DOOM perform at our wedding.

@ManJackSTFU Should be somewhere in Oklahoma tomorrow nite. East 'Zona the next. For various reasons couldn't ship car from VA...all I know is I am never doing this again lol. I got your back on anything you need help with at work after this week (or anytime). Good looking out, DOG. 👍✌️

@ManJackSTFU Hey, my friend!! Sorry to be a stranger. CRAZY times: I'm driving from Williamsburg, VA to los angeles. Today was Day 1: I didn't piss/gas up/eat/stop for 500 miles from W-Burg to Knoxville. That one tank of gas did WORK. 700 miles day. 3 more to go.

@plugzero you good?

@djmarkfarina [Owww]

The Emotions, 1977.

@avarwallace the pouch is a subtle nod to Simmons' native Australia

There is a woman here wearing a Simmons.... fashion vest? It is black, but with cheetah print on the side panels. There is a built in pouch (for snacks?) but in the BACK, below the black lettered Simmons 25. I must know her

@dcsportsbog (Dad jokes obviously fair game on this thread.)

@dcsportsbog They needed something to rhyme w/ school and cool was right there? WTH? Such a (steg-oh-sor-)russ move. Russ gonna russ.

For like two years I have put up with this last rhyme but I can’t stay silent any more. It just doesn’t work. At all. What are they even going for?

My chain of drive-thru abortion clinics dotting the texas border will also serve waffles.

@alisonaglitter @angryscotsmanTO @jscriptcoder Intentions do matter and are worth considering when you're judging a person for a mistake they seem contrite about. The "if you aren't aware, do better" argument ignores the basic premise that people make mistakes. It's pretty obvious that it wasn't spiteful.

@angryscotsmanTO @jscriptcoder @bigmoodenergy Intent doesn't matter. Impact does. It's common knowledge you don't dead name or ask for early photos of trans people. If you weren't aware, educate yourself about how to be polite in situations you are unfamiliar with.

face reveal!! I had facial feminization surgery a month ago and it's time to finally share. I'm so happy with how it turned out, I really didn't expect for dysphorias to just be... gone, it's like static in my brain finally turned off.

I am very serious when I say a sports or podcast company should sign Kwame Brown to a podcast deal.

That hookah pipe will get you.

No question that 75-minute Kwame Brown Reality Rant belongs in a museum but first they need to edit out the part where he says he had the same rebs/pts per minute as KG.

@dcsportsbog I'm sorry for Dave's family & friends, WaPo or otherwise, who are surely in disbelief over his passing. Sitting at the midpoint b/w 30 and 60 myself, when peopIe around my age leave so soon, it gets me aII shook. Sounds Iike he was a great guy. Thank u for sharing.

@RealQuintonMayo Rather win..HOWEVER, the ceiling for Scotty s/b a SHORT-term deal. And if he wants to leave for the security of something longer term -- if some cellar-dwelling team wants him -- I think most of us would be happy to help him pack his bags.

@BulletsForever In addition to his development on defense, I'm excited to see Rui improve his 3-point shot over the next few seasons. (Your guy Kevin did a great article on this at the beginning of the season, predicting Hachimura would improve a few %age points this season -- and he did.)

We’ve been telling everyone about the defensive leap for months!

Washington’s Bradley Beal (hamstring) will play vs. Charlotte today, sources tell ESPN. Washington needs win to clinch 8th. Beal (31.4) trails Steph Curry (31.8) points in scoring title race.

@ricanjq Fine Print gets me amped up every time.

What’s MF DOOM’s ALL TIME banger?

sorry to be profane but fuck Ricky Schroder and his racecar bed from Silver Spoons

I agree w/ @RealMikeWilbon's take that the Celtics are the Fat Joe of the #NBA play-in tourney.

@Russisgoat0 @Goatbrook044 @Deetalksalot lol...that's an excellent question....that I'm not really prepared to answer!

The Wizards are 33-38 and people throwing shots at John Wall... the streets is done

@rico79879980 @millennialmons @Goatbrook044 @Deetalksalot "Dude was a disaster. Bum status." 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽