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i just feel like haaland should be able to shove anyone he wants any time he wants

today is the last time we have multiple world cup games in a day till 2030

@AreOhEssEyeEe It feels good when normies start to wake up

I invited my neighbour over this morning for coffee in the hot tub and she brought up covid. Her - I'm starting to wonder if covid was a scam and the vaccines were used for population control. Me - Oh really??? 😈

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

@kiesha9i They also love to smell my breath after I’ve eaten to see what it was

If your cat is curious abt what you're eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don't even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it's cute

imagine you are a toronto maple leafs fan. your team hasn’t won a cup since the 1960s and your captain is injured and his treatment plan is to stand in red light like he is superman in the fortress of solitude getting healed by a yellow sun.

Nobody talks about how perfect this was no notifications, no distractions, just you and the music... Only those who lived through the MP3 era truly know...

@YodaRaptor Didn’t he grow up here?

So I was watching a YouTuber play a round of golf with Steph Curry and she asked him what other cities he would move to, he said, only: France Toronto as the only cities he would move to

Simpler times

@katieonleafstwt Hot boi summer

@MartinoliCuri El mundo no estaba preparado para una semifinal México vs Cabo verde

Boss caught me leaving the office at 4:58pm