Alys J. Jerkov ƸӜƷ (#1 Vladhead)

i love God . ilove light and pure things

some guy on the train was playing this on his speaker 😐 with ads youtu.be/FeZsdP2trO0?si…

@vjerkov let what soak

Me when I let it soak

Girls really do just pee all over themselves huh.

An estimated 750,000 hagelslag sandwiches are eaten each day in the Netherlands for breakfast, a snack or lunch. A hagelslag sandwich (broodje hagelslag) is hagelslag liberally sprinkled onto buttered bread. More than 14 million kilograms of hagelslag are consumed each year

@vjerkov 🤢

@purealys 41

imagine you're a 40 yr old Australian man and your imported wife makes soup beans and cornbread

empath chan

soaking my beans

brushing the crunchy stuff out of my hair

accidentally drunk a potion of racism (wife made a cocktail)

it smells better now i think it's ready

making him Smell it

vlad made me cut myself for not fasting

@angelpeesyrups @DEEP_RED_BELLS i love u

Last night's dinner courtesy of laura

Me

maga pussy hats ?