Ronil Patel

When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.

@Socket1Sophie The face of someones who's just been told the restaurant doesn't do fish fingers, but they have fish goujons instead. They're not the same 😭

@RAC_Care Ho there, I wanted to know how you cancel cover. My policy runs out mid Feb and all good can see on the site is an option out option for auto renewal

@dank_ackroyd I can honestly say the Christmas Eve not Christmas Steve jokes are one of the highlights of my year. I look forward to the 2026 ones

Christmas over now. Truly been a magical time watching my mom and step dad sit playing Candy Crush for 12 hours a day in complete silence with the telly off - honestly can't beat it ✨

@Topbabes69 4, 1, 2, 3

It’s great when your stepdaughter has her friends round for pre drinks…which one are you picking when they come back for afters?

@Topbabes69 Puts coin on the table for next go

Can you show me the right way to hold it daddy?

@Topbabes69 That's quite a mound

You like my new gym shorts daddy? #wankchat #wankbattle

@Socket1Sophie We'll still complain no one votes for us as Israel will find a way to vote for themselves

At this rate, looks like UK is going to come 2nd behind Israel at Eurovision.

@Haggis_UK Tbf she didn't specify for who. They were great at generating wealth for their donors

Kemi Badenoch: "The only people who actually know how to create wealth & growth are Tories..." 👀 I must've missed all that growth when the Tories were in power for 14 years.

@AntiqueLadys Shame she rarely gets them out these days 😭

Sara Pascoe

@AntiqueLadys You don't get many opportunities to see her looking glam, so thanks

Harriet Kemsley

Tbh I'd sue too if only to stop people from seeing a more concise version of the mad rambles I go on

@ClothedAdmirer Bored again at work

@ClothedAdmirer Daphne for sure

@SMERSHPOD Because of woke?

@virginmedia Thank you very much

@randomronil Hi Ronil, yes Sony SAB is included on channel 807 😊

@virginmedia hi quick question, if one of your representative called quoted/emailed a package/price deal how long is that valid for?

@virginmedia Thank you Another question sorry. Is Sony SAB included in your mega TV package as a standard? I've looked on your website and I don't think so but your representative thinks it is

@randomronil Hi Ronil, most of these offers are only valid at the time they are given to you. If you decide not to accept then later change your mind, it may no longer be available.

@ClothedAdmirer Jeez how do you get any work done 🤷

@Justherefo93022 Ah the whale tail, one of the finer sights of going out in the 2000's