Shake Djibouti 🇺🇸🇪🇸🇺🇦

@jgohlke34 Making a slight amount of more money!?!?

76 teams… what are we doing??

@karolineleavitt $1000 CLOTHES ARE SO IMPORTANT TO MY LIFW

Melania is the most beautiful and well dressed First Lady in history.

@maria_drutska @alessionaval Hawaiian is legit worldwide

@alessionaval Professor, a serious academic question here, as to a true Italian: is it just a 'no' or a capital 'NO' regarding pineapples on pizza?

I think it’s fair to say that the pizza skills are developing steadily with the new oven. We’re almost there in terms of the definitive product.

@DillonFillionIA The most predicatable profile pic of all time 🤣

JB Pritzker is one of Rob Sand’s biggest donors. Iowa, Rob Sand is NOT a moderate!

@Hassel_Chris 64 teams was PERFECT.

So many things going on in college sports that they will never be able to fix and here they are changing the ONE THING that is absolutely perfect.

@UnReyApostador @OldTakesExposed

APUESTA GRATIS PARA EL PARTIDAZO PSG vs Bayern Munich Menos de 3.5 goles (-110) Acabo de meter $100,000 en esta línea… y la suelto GRATIS para que la sigan. Si la sigues, deja tu like y comenta tu marcador exacto 🔥

@ESPNFC 😂😂😂

Players who cover their mouths when confronting an opponent will be sent off at this summer's World Cup. FIFA proposed toughening the sanctions following the incident between Vinícius Júnior and Gianluca Prestianni in February.

@midwestern_ope That is not "Chicago." 🙄

The Midwest is known for two distinct styles of pizza. Which one is better? Detroit Chicago

@TouchlineX 11 GOALS

🚨 If Luis Enrique vs Kompany already gave us 9 goals, just imagine what Arteta vs Simeone is going to give us tomorrow!

@TheFigen_ Id have a metal detector w me too!

A worker responsible for cleaning Dubai’s beaches has been sharing some of the things he finds every day.

@josemorgado Give me NOSKOVA

Andreeva Baptiste Noskova Kostyuk Pliskova Potapova Who wins Madrid?

@spencermorgan93 Why, because 2 teams scored 5 goals in a 1st half?

We may be the ‘best league in the world’ but the best players are elsewhere

@Amakundi001 Smoke sucks - vapes or gummies

They need to make movie theaters you can smoke weed in

@Djoko_UTD "Hey Reilly please shrink a bit shorter and stop serving so well"

People asked what’s the worst style of tennis, It’s servebotting. Servebotting literally takes the basic point of tennis that is 2 players back and forth over the net. I really feel for people who pay 100s of dollars to witness a 7ft dude do this..

@markgoldbridge The 2 teams that win their leage pretty much every year! 🥱

This is a game for the ages this! End to end quality. Makes the Premier League look like a pub league

@RepMcGovern YEAH BUT JIM THE HAVE DORITOS WITH NO ARTIFICAL COLORS SO THEY ARE "HEALTHY" NOW!

Your Farm Bill literally lets pesticide corporations dump cancer-causing chemicals into our air, water, and food…

@ChurchillFella "Aaaand here's a death certificate for you.....and one for you...."

Putin's commissars are rounding up conscripts at the fitness club in Moscow. All the men were lined up against the wall and handed summonses to the military enlistment office.

@atrupar Saying this was poorly planned and you don't appear to have exit planned is not saying "it's OK for Iran to have a nuclear weapon."

Trump: "The Chancellor of Germany, Friedrich Merz, thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about! If Iran had a Nuclear Weapon, the whole World would be held hostage. I am doing something with Iran, right now, that other Nations, or Presidents, should have done long ago. No wonder Germany is doing so poorly, both Economically, and otherwise! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

@MOSSADil Shut the fuck up 🤡

🚨 MOSSADIL COMMENTARY: Zelensky picks a fight with Israel… over grain Volodymyr Zelenskyy: “Buying stolen goods is a crime… Israel cannot claim it doesn’t know what enters its ports… We will sanction those involved.” Let’s be clear. If any private company is knowingly buying grain stolen from Ukrainian land, that’s a problem. Deal with it. But turning this into an international confrontation with Israel? While Ukraine is years into a brutal war with Russia… Hundreds of thousands dead… And no clear victory in sight? This is distraction. It’s like being in the middle of a fight you’re losing… and suddenly yelling across the room about someone touching your sandwich. Stay focused. Win your war. Rally your allies. Don’t manufacture side conflicts to change the narrative.

@60Minutes You were a US Senator and got handed millions of dollars by the Univ of Florida. Another out of touch politician that has no clue what it's like for people barely making it by.

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp