calm pikachu

I genuinely think I’m on to something here. Eglin AFB, the same military base Reddit once accidentally exposed as its “most addicted” city before covering it up, is having connection issues. At the same time, Reddit just gave a full-blown apology to Elon Musk- this is like if North Korea gave a standing ovation to Jesus Christ himself. I think the bots aren’t botting, and for the first time in years, Reddit feels unsettlingly organic.

@shinboson @OriOridev narcissist lol

@OriOridev oh well

oh, I just realized the problem. everyone who needs to be told what to do is completely, utterly fuсkеd.

@GaudreauJordan yeah man ima wait 11 minutes at the checkout at Walmart. Its never going to be a currency, just a store of value

When the dollar actually cracks, like we wake up and all of a sudden dollars aren't even being accepted for stuff, what exists that can immediately be used as the most functioning payment network for commerce? That Gold payment network, amirite? 🤣It's Bitcoin, sorry.

@EXCELSIORSPEAKS how can i tell you are ashy in 240p

You ever do something that you don't think much of and watch in real time as it butterfly affects into being in love and the happiest two years of your life?

@SchwagMasterRzo @DOGE__news as a mr beast hater, no lol

@DOGE__news All his sets are fake, and ive never ssen any real winners do follow up videos so the winners are all rigged I promise they dont get a penny! The cash is all fake!

The VFX behind MrBeast is crazy.

@LBE_Savant you literally ruined a 20 year old community like parasites ruin ant colonies

I wish heartless people like Technicals didn’t exist

@klara_sjo @s2_underground it specifically referenced the posts that deboosted me lol

@s2_underground Unfortunately the info is not legit and it's just Grok engaging and roleplaying. Ask it for yourself.

the one thing about faking your death is that we can never really know how hard it is or how many people have done it, because the ones who were successful are just thought to be dead its like survivorship biases' goth cousin

@djcows @KimDotcom maybe after ww3 our children's children can enjoy the spoils

@KimDotcom you're wrong, it's only the beginning

You may not realize it yet. It’s the end.

“Men are supposed to lead” - Bitch who doesn’t listen

@TheNakedDalek Now it’s gotta be bots- then it was real humans typing all day.

@regularpikachu i am here because of the flesh simulator post on youtube. forgive me, but i am not quite understanding your analysis — are you suggesting that reddit is artificially aggregated by bot traffic from upvote manipulation or by artificial comments? interesting hypothesis, nonetheless.

I genuinely think I’m on to something here. Eglin AFB, the same military base Reddit once accidentally exposed as its “most addicted” city before covering it up, is having connection issues. At the same time, Reddit just gave a full-blown apology to Elon Musk- this is like if North Korea gave a standing ovation to Jesus Christ himself. I think the bots aren’t botting, and for the first time in years, Reddit feels unsettlingly organic.

please dont call me crazy but today the senate voted on the Epstein file release pretty good news story to suppress that. We are in unprecedented times. 7+ of Germany's far right candidates have died in the last few months. i was a nothing ever happens guy but things are happening lol

@Mellow_Mizz verrry interesting. i guess we'll see. the truth nearly always turns out to be the least interesting option though

irl assassins who shoot people in public are practically always nutjobs who stumbled into a fixation, imo it's people's reactions that tell you whether there's cause to worry

@LevelUpWithJoe @elder_plinius He’s not talking about an AI camera

@elder_plinius Only if I believe what's in the mirror is a true reflection of this reality. AI mirrors will probably be a thing for people to adjust hairstyles/etc, but we need to be sure we're not lying to ourselves.

does what you see in the mirror shape what you see in the mirror?

@Schultzyyy421 @jason_virtue @beffjezos Some just retweet it makes no sense. Someone has an army

@jason_virtue @beffjezos thats whats fascinating. they have blue checks, which means they are paying. whats the ROI???

2/3 of replies don't pass my Turing test filter. Dead internet theory is converging onto reality. Kinda makes it feel like we're all heaven banned in here and just generating data that gets cast into the training data void

@boneGPT @jenny____r Not bho, much more expensive to make

@jenny____r same same but different

If you want to see what the AI market looks like in 10 years, look at weed. Raw weed tokens are getting cheaper by the day. There's too many. If you just want regular marijuana tokens you can go anywhere. So what does the market do? It splits. You can get ditch weed or you can get artisan organic high terpene boutique buds with fancy packaging and lab tested purity. You get tiered brands for different audiences at different price points. They do a little price discovery on you. They rename it live rosin instead of shatter and see if you're willing to pay a premium for the new thing. The product is nearly the same, but now there's 1000 names for it. Are you a Sativa guy or do you smoke Anthropic? Are you a corner store delta-9 guy or do you visit Ani at the Grok dispensary for a Goon-infused seltzer? The entire time, is keeps getting cheaper and cheaper. More widespread. Less money in it. Saturated. People start to complain about the smell. To them it doesn't matter how you grokked your GPT, it's slop.

@PvtPilotAbilene @50YearsAgoLive @fleshsimulator Let it go. He was honest about his recovery.

A Nigerian study finds that lorazepam is effective at treating Brain Fag Syndrome.

@boneGPT Who uses these products the most? Those that don’t have it for real. People that are broken. Feets is a small lake, body dysmorphia is the ocean. Not filters, user prompted body modification. Then you partner with the surgeons and clinics. I’ll take .5% stake, thanks bone😉

@regularpikachu this is a money idea

A fat woman tried ShowFeets today. She asked for something that would make her feet look small. I said, try your ass.

@Jack_Lauer_ @WhiteLight_2 @henri_fjord He’s a neoliberal now lmao

@WhiteLight_2 @henri_fjord You don't watch the show.

One of the great moments in Twitter history:

@Cdarl2 @_d3f4ult Liquid maybe. My friends family has 6x that and they have been diversifying like crazy afraid there will be no certain asset

@_d3f4ult Where's the other side of the chasm? $5M?

i’ve literally never paid taxes and i never will because my parents signed my birth certificate not me i never entered into any agreement so i voided the contract because they know what they’re doing is illegal

@kjaypaw Gold

what do boyfriends want for their birthday if they already have video games and boy food