Rex Eastepp

Pinned

Mephisto is my dad

Yes Rex

The trumpet vine tower is happy so I have to be happy

“idc”—bro care is the *being* of Dasein

Piano Man vibes

Y’all be honest. Do I give off snail vibes or frog vibes?

Cool Beans will be temporarily closed for 15 minutes while the general manager and assistant manager fight to the death in the parking garage. We apologize for the inconvenience.

They’re adding a new rule to chess and it has to do with love

Neil Sperry and I are homies

I will delete every single tweet this year

my ancestors never dreamed of having this many tabs open at once

Scotch tape wrists 🚙

There’s a lighthouse in my stomach(I just watched Pinocchio)

Am I inherently evil to my core or just a little dehydrated

No one: Me: I have a headache

@ashleyd_j 👀 I need tickets

When ur both too dedicated but can’t communicate bc work and end up buying each other tickets @waterparks see you next year! Ps, anyone need 2 Dallas tix? 🤪

I am DRUNK in the SNOW and it’s negative and it’s -3 in Dillon, Colorado

im bringing this one back

Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can’t can you? That’s because you’re the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.