dozzi

the backrooms

literally everything is a recession indicator

inviting my boyfriend to my plans so he can come and pay for them (and to spend time with him i guess)

someone help my dad wont stop playing weezer's version of africa save me from this eternal hell

bitches be like stars... they die sometimes

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world bitch

take me behind the dr pepper barn and shoot me with a dr pepper rifle like fuck you

@illgrowuptmrw srs im watching the nba finals and im like this shit overdone whats new

so when are they gonna invent a new sport. a new ball game

@illgrowuptmrw :/

we have to burn down every blue bottle coffee

still have yet to be in a 18-23 year old mans apartment that doesnt have this as an unframed poster on the wall

nothing like accidentally swallowing a piece of gum to humble u

a black cat literally just crossed my path. if u dont hear from me again...

@poopygirl420 almost

This is almost as good as I don’t fuck with that bitch stormi

@poopygirl420 modern art

update: with every bike rack i check my hope in finding it dwindles, but i fear that the odds that i just lost it is never going to be zero

disaster has struck. im at the intersection between not knowing if my bike was stolen or if i just forgot where i parked it

@poopygirl420 no wonder theres so much crime here

😂😂😂😂

is a drink thats supposed to be cold but is lukewarm better than one thats supposed to be hot but is slightly cold

@poopygirl420 jaden...

The body tea is POISONED !

@poopygirl420 gay emo loofa...

Photos I took in americas Bible Belt

@illgrowuptmrw me when i lie

i don't even like snoopy that much can i say that