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@Doritos I am GenX and mildly angry that I cannot scroll down far enough. Do you just assume that middle-aged folks just stop eating Doritos or something?! #Represent

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@ALCOSAN My 5 sons refer to your annual Open House as the "Skibidi Potty Tour" and I don't think you capitalize on that nearly as much as you should.

this is a safe space to talk about sewers

@ALCOSAN And hopefully Ninja Turtles as well?!

@elonmusk Yeah man, it's sickening that some folks want SNAP benefits for hungry kids...but let them eat cake, right?

This is actually happening!!

DT: If you're serious about this, you could start by taking fireaxes to the stills/kegs in your son's business and either setting fire to or throwing the booze in the river. But clearly you won't, because this is a case of "do as I say and not as i do."

Trump: "Let's make America sober again. Nobody working/productivity gone. Raging alcoholics everywhere." Sez the guy who runs casinos pushing cheap/free booze on customers, and last month: forbes.com/sites/kirkogun…

@StandUpForTrmp Jagoff.

Describe this man in ONE word

@Alexa_vibe1 That.

Prove me wrong without Google No word start with "T" End with "T"

@elonmuskmel7 A) A car key? Okay, that's a quirky present but it's the thought that counts and I could add it to the others on my key ring that unlock vehicles I was forced to scrap decades ago.

@DonaldTrumpnq Asshat. Pretty sure that's only one word in modern lexicography that'll fit him.

@StandUpForTrmp You Jagoff!

Two words!

@TheJusticeDept Aw, shucks. It's been over half a day and it almost sounds like I won on this playground fight, since the DoJ is responding with radio silence. Don't have any words to fight back with, amiright? #ComeAtMeBro

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@StandUpForTrmp Latrine

@StandUpForTrmp Jagoff

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@FazbearArchive_ ...Hot damn, that's kinda dark. Exactly how long do you think human beings live? I'm 47 like him myself and still kickin', and I'm not even half done yet.

Scott Cawthon, the creator of Five Nights at Freddy’s, is still alive at 47. He lives in Texas with his family.

@TheJusticeDept So lemme get this straight, you're asking folks to apply for a federal justice job while you're blatantly ignoring the trademark and copyright laws for Franklin in the very job application? Exactly what laws still apply for the United Snakes of America? Asking for a friend.

@TheJusticeDept ...Betcha don't have a working VHS player and almost the entire library of Franklin tapes in your living room, while I do. Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash. #ThisIsGonnaGetMeOnSoManyGovtWatchlistsIDontCare

@TheJusticeDept Today I marked myself safe from misappropriating my kiddos' childhood hero to spread pure hatred, whilst ignoring the requests from his book publishers to knock it off. Your attempt at satire failed and you can't even come up with your own character to spread your rhetoric? Sad.

@TheJusticeDept Piss off. The Franklin I raised my kids on (on PBS, which you asshats defunded!) would never stand for this shit. Did you even read a single FtT book or watch an episode of his show, because he was kind and he stood up to bullying, he didn't aid and abet it.