Ruby Force

I just walked through someone's fart cloud at TJ's. Unclear whose, several suspects.

@thejessedaniel Only time will tell.

@ruby_force Dang!! That’s not what you want, hope that stalker was dealt with!!

When the haters start coming for you, it usually means you’re on the right track. Don’t ever take somebody’s advice who has never been and will never reach where you want to go. Keep going, don’t stop… you got this

Lot of “relationship building” in the business sector now days. Everyone wants to be friends? Even my dentist.

I love how dancing is both instinctual and sort of embarrassing.

@NashSevereWx Hope y’all get your rest today. I definitely always keep your live feed on when I’m hiding scared in my basement. Very grateful for your insights.

Additional Details on the Tornado Watch, Just Issued, Expires tonight 10 PM / 105 PM

“We’re not doubting that God will do the best for us; we’re wondering how painful the best will turn out to be.” - C.S. Lewis

I cut my own bangs before TG and not one person in my family “noticed”. My theory is, they’re all in cahoots, secretly talking about my bangs behind my back.

Anytime the word “cahoots” is used to describe theories of conspiracy, I’m not buyin.

The number of good looking dentists in Nashville is astounding.

Gweny’s moo moos tickle me so much. Love em.

What is the deal with car dealerships and making you wait?

Same.

Maybe I’ll start a local juice shop and call it Juices-R-US™️ and have a t-rex wearing sunglasses and a flag cape be our logo/ mascot. 🦖🇺🇸!

Googled “age limit of NFL cheerleaders” after like half an episode of America’s Sweethearts. Such athletes! Such sweethearts! Because what if I need to try out for the @Titans ?! #yolo

I always liked thinking (but have always known better) that receiving ones “just deserts” means skipping dinner.

Hanging out in stretchy pants till wide-legged jeans are done.

Is the #metgala the Halloween of fashion?

SNL always has episodes where a musician is the host and musical guest, but they never do that with the actors. Come on Paul Giamatti, sing some tunes, it's your night.

The most compelling piece at @DOXPrague