sage 🌿💛🌾

📌 hello i'm sage! i yap about atsukita and kita shinsuke a lot 🫶🏼 🌿ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/sagestia… 🌿strawpage: sagestial.straw.page 🌿ko-fi: ko-fi.com/sagestial fics and things below!

@hxneygreentea they’re freshly dating too and atsumu has years of knowing kita and he is still like “How do you 🙂 not know kita’s fav cake color 🙂🙂 do i have to tell you everything?? 🙂🙂🙂” and bf wants to strangle him and then kita for not seeing atsumu is clearly antagonistic!!

@sagestial atsumu: shin, i feel like ur bf doesn’t like me 🥺 kita: why? atsumu: i told him ur fav cake flavour so he can get it for u bday and he told me to mind my own business 🥺 & kita tells the bf his “rude attitude” towards atsumu is unacceptable and the guy is like

exes atsukita where atsumu is a little toxic

@hxneygreentea poor guy is getting gas lit bc atsumu is so manipulative and kita’s soft spot for him clouds his judgement. the pet thing is so funny cause atsumu isn’t doing anything the pet just likes him better LOL

@sagestial the new bf’s going crazy bc he KNOWS atsumu’s not over kita but he just can’t PROVE it and it makes him sound paranoid whenever he tries to tell kita. bonus if kita has a pet that absolutely hates the new bf but loves atsumu & atsumu gloats abt it every chance he gets to the bf

@i5531s well since u asked. fem please 🙋🏻‍♀️

someone on strawpage asked for pregnant kita. do u want fem or regular

@hxneygreentea atsumu’s only given the new bf rancid vibes the couple times he met him and when he confronts kita abt it he’s in denial bc atsumu’s perfectly kind and normal around him!! he’s too mature now to be awful to his new bf ofc

@sagestial OH i’m obsessed. kita’s bf keeps asking him to cut atsumu off and kita’s like but he’s still my kouhai. i still sponsor him. i still do business with his brother. we have all the same friends 🥺 his bf: but ur dating ME. kita: but i’ve known him since hs 🥺

apparently the shop just stocked these today… it was meant to be

🌾 the secret's in the telling -- #atsukita : rated G : 2k commission for the lovely @i5531s <3 on the morning of kita's 28th birthday, atsumu leaves him a voicemail.

i snagged him obv

i usually don’t see kita merch in the wild much but stepped into a hobby shop and nearly screamed when i saw kita!!

@oluwatoge seeing you pop up on multiple of my accounts is a throw back ajdjjwjdjw

preparing the atsukita week prompt list rn

lrt ATSUMU ARE YOU READY TO DIE??

큰일났다...

@i5531s if i can request fem kita w huge boobs then yes

If i open $15 half body/$12 bust up lingerie sketch comms would yall buy ik its cheap but i have to pay for insurance in a few days lol

sorry this took so long to respond to i had a harder time imagining kita having an “unhinged” kink. also in consideration was exhibitionism and wanting to have sex in places they could be caught 🫣

"HEHEHE diff anon but what about kita’s (unhinged?) kink for atsumu" -> ok hear me out. kita being into some wild roleplaying scenario and egg laying so he gets atsumu to roleplay an alient abd use an ovipositor dildo on him sagestial.straw.page

@i5531s 😭😭 this goofy ass tweet

my friend just sent me this tweet. sage is iconic i think

its ok chimi kita san will fix it

いえ～い

@i5531s now imagine them jumping u at the same time

@sagestial thats 2 much

“2 likes isn’t much” imagine the miya twins