Fortegreen : EVERYONE’s assistant

“ Another document I need to sign..? I’ve had 20 of those today already.” OC RP ACCOUNT! parodysalttoons.straw.page · · ─ ·ʚɞ· ─ · · #parodytwt #rptwt #amongus #amongusshow

“ huh, when was I added to this [REDACTED] list? why didn’t I notice? what is this?? WHO is this? is this the unyielding silence? is this the end???? help? help?”

@MaroonAmongus_ “ !!! ACK” /they both fall on the storage’s ground. the collision makes a loud dull sound. it might’ve even echoed a little./ “ hi… glad you’re. okay?” /fortegreen makes their way out and reaches their palm out to help both of them get up from the floor./ “ are you hurt?…”

@salttoons Uh... I don't think it's- WHOAH! *They fall on top of Fortegreen* Oh. Uhh hey there.

Hey crew! I tripped and fell, and now I'm in this little place! Uhm... It smells kind of bad in here... (//non-canon)

@G0VERNEDG0SPEL “ lime, I think you should consult our doctor immediately. are you okay??”

ooorhrhghh,,,,, oororghfhhhgg,,,-- 💧

⠀ OHOHOHOHOOOO-- huZZAH .ᐟ mUehHHahahahhaHahahaaAAAWWWW !!! i HAVE DISCOVERED AGED ICE CREAM SQUELCHED BETWEEN THE CREASES OF THE VENT !!!! & you Know the Injected Chemicals to Keep Us Complacent have Wafted Off because IT IS OLD !!! FOOD !! FOOD for ME :oD !! ⠀

@cyan_no1semaker /they unfortunately found nothing/ “ okay well… em, first of all, if they aren’t on your head right now, then do you remember where you could have possibly last seen them, or the last time you 101% had them on you?”

@cyan_no1semaker “ I hate when my stuff goes missing… maybe I could help you find your goggles? I might actually have a note… on that” /they check their comically large amount of notes on different people’s location. they doubt they wrote down the location of lost objects. but maybe!/

" I think my goggles went missing!! I set them down somewhere and now I can't find them!!! "

@MaroonAmongus_ “ oh, there you are. let’s get you out of that. place… and. out of this tight space.” /they reach their hand, gripping maroon’s palm and tugging on it to try and budge them out of there./

@MaroonAmongus_ “ this is ridiculous. give me some time.” /fortegreen makes their way into storage. inspecting every corner and gap where maroon could possibly be stuck in. ultimately they manage to spot maroon’s visor in between two containers. what an odd place for a universe to be cut open/

@G0VERNEDG0SPEL “ uh. oh. I was just supportive of your endeavors! I’m not trying to act suspicious. don’t be onto me.”

@salttoons productivity ? . . . what . KIND . of . . ' productivity . . ??? ' the production of . . . EVILLL ??!?!?!? I'M ONTO YOU, SMALL DAWG .

⠀ Petition To Rebrand The So - Called, ' Trust Balls ' to The REAL Title They DESERVE. ' TRUST IS A CONSTRUCT BALLS . ' JUST because ORANGE likes to Live Their Little Lie . . . DOES NaHt meaN WE* havE tO TOO !!!!! SIGN MY PETITION . Sincerely , 🛠 . ⠀

@Ambrosiium //YOU KNOW MY ANSWER YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW IT. IM GAY FOR CRAZY GIRLS. FORTE IS GAY FOR CRAZY GIRLS TOO

@salttoons Hi Doyou like crazy girls

//I told oomf about this parody acc

@BananaCrewmate8 “ oh right, im sorry. I haven’t known you for long, but so far you’re awesome, Banana colored crewmate from among us!”

@salttoons Hey i think you forgot someone

“ I saw some of my coworkers do this ‘opinions tierlist’ thing with each other. I prefer to write things down, but diagrams work just as well I see!”

@MiraHr__ “ I’m sorry, I don’t know how to explain it myself.” /they let out a hum, akin to a giggle, placing their palm behind them. they’re trying to deescalate the severity of the conversation/ “ again, it’s probably just nervousness or anxiety. maybe I’m homesick or something.”

@MiraHr__ /forte is a tad surprised, they stammer, they didn’t expect that kind of reaction. as they try to think of an answer that would make sense, they glance over their sticky notes just for a bit/ “ em, well. I just have a bad gut feeling… that uhm, something’s wrong on this ship.”

[Orange stands by the Ore+, scribbling something down on her clipboard. They seem to be zoned in on that, so...] [Do you approach?]

@marmaladege @gemslop_ //AWESOME ART HELLOOOOO?!!!👀👀😮

(The door opens.) Hellooo there, Black!

@OrangeSalts //I honestly wouldn’t mind joining one 👀

// If somebody just so happened to make an among us related discord server .. would anyone be up to joining ^_^

The #AmongUs show was so dang good like I thought it would, BIG props to Owen Dennis again for making another great show! To celebrate, I drew the dead crewmates. #AmongUsFanart

MIRA wants you to work at there company!

//update: im genuinely locked in on the animation, so sorry for late replies!!!

//im planning on a very self indulgent oc x canon animation who wanna see it #ifimakeit

@MiraHr__ “ and, don’t apologize… you’re just doing your duty as our HR and. you’re doing important work, that’s very respectable and. enough of. me talking. what about you? everything good, no work I can help with?” /they glance over at the ore orange is inspecting every now and then/

@MiraHr__ “ I, me? em, I’ve been doing okay. just doing my job, as always! I’ve had trouble sleeping these past few nights though, but I’m probably just nervous about something.” /they quietly fidget with one of their sticky notes they have on them, making quiet rustles every now and then/