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Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition Live Not By Lies

Se unió Nisan 2022
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Daniel Concannon
Daniel Concannon@TooWhiteToTweet·
~ Brown woman kidnaps White child at knifepoint ~ Brown woman attempts to murder White child ~ Brown woman receives 1/1000th the media coverage of White mom who said a word to a Somali child stealing from her on a Minnesota playground
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Mrgunsngear
Mrgunsngear@Mrgunsngear·
Democrat former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax, who called me an "extremist" after I peacefully handed out standard capacity magazines at the Virginia State Capitol Building, has reportedly killed his wife and himself with a gun. He pushed for "red flag laws" and a ban on "high capacity magazines." You can't make this shit up... #irony #democrats #JustinFairfax #virginia #FullCircle #projection #richmond #annandale
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Oilfield Rando
Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando·
I’m sorry Zoomer anon but you’re just going to have to deal with quadrupled car insurance rates and rapemurder barbarians in your community because boomerlibs who hate their families need cheap Haitian eldercare workers
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Trad West
Trad West@trad_west_·
Your daily dose of wholesome
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Punished 'Venom' Simulator
Punished 'Venom' Simulator@fleshsimulator·
Let me make this as simple as I can. I'm going to give you two actual, real statistics for DC's homicide rate in relation to its demographics. 99.9%+ of of black people are not going to murder you. - and - If you DO get murdered, there is a 99% chance it will be by a black person. Again, these are literally the stats (well, roughly. it's like 303K black people and ~290 murders, roughly 99% of which are commited by black people) Somehow, almost NOBODY on this fucking website seems to be capable of accepting both of these objectively true facts as being true. It's either "99% of black people are murderers!" or "99.9% of the time a black person gets arrested, they're actually innocent!" This is because most of you are retarded, and therefore cannot understand how reciprocal percentages work. I have zero problem with black people in general. I do however have an ENORMOUS problem with the 0.1% of black people who do All Murders
Donny ThickCheeks ✝️@DThickCheeks

@fleshsimulator Honestly was expecting you to tweet beast mode but saw the guy was brown and I remembered who was posting.

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SarcasmJam@sarcasm_jam·
Good morning! We are going to have an amazing day today!!
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Cynical Publius
Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius·
If we had a functioning media, David Axelrod would have reporters waiting outside his house to ask him what he and the Pope discussed.
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Insurrection Barbie
Insurrection Barbie@DefiyantlyFree·
Mamdani has been posting all day about how he’s so excited to tax the rich. His families fortune of $40 million dollars largely parked in India, Uganda, and international film royalties where New York can’t touch a dollar of it. Funny how that works.
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Hans Mahncke
Hans Mahncke@HansMahncke·
For the past seven years, I generally took the view that the Ukraine impeachment hoax was an opportunistic hit job. A group of deep state operatives listened in on Trump’s call, they heard him mention Biden, and then falsely spun the whole thing into a narrative to hang him with. But the new documents suggest something far more sinister, namely a coordinated effort involving Schiff, Atkinson, Ciaramella, NSC figures like Vindman and others, deliberately planned in advance, both as a shield to deflect scrutiny from Biden’s Ukraine corruption and as a sword to impeach Trump.
The Federalist@FDRLST

New Documents Reveal Democrats’ Plot To Frame Trump With Ukraine Call thefederalist.com/2026/04/15/new…

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Rising serpent 🇺🇸
Rising serpent 🇺🇸@rising_serpent·
The real story is that an illegal lived and **worked** in the US even after an immigration judge ordered her removal in 2000 and she cared not one bit for the law of the country she forcibly occupied for another 26 years. Garnish her wages, seize everything she owns, deport.
Gus Bova 🗒️@gusbova

Texas' only licensed Hindi, Punjabi, and Urdu legal interpreter is now languishing in a Raymondville detention center. She’s lived in America for 35 years: texasobserver.org/immigration-co…

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Oilfield Rando
Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando·
Looked up Catholic Charities of Miami in the @Morse_Research dashboard. $88.7 million in federal HHS prime awards for refugee assistance since 2013. $17.6 million in subawards since 2009. $100 million from federal taxpayers for just this one Archdiocese. Wild.
Rich Raho@RichRaho

“The U.S. government has abruptly decided to end more than 60 years of relationship with Catholic Charities in the Archdiocese of Miami,” Wenkski wrote. ‘The Archdiocese of Miami’s services for unaccompanied minors have been recognized for their excellence and have served as a model for other agencies throughout the country.’”

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C3
C3@C_3C_3·
Temporary Protected Status is permanent: Somalia: 35 years Sudan: 28 years Honduras: 26 years Nicaragua: 26 years El Salvador: 24 years Haiti: 16 years South Sudan: 15 years Syria: 14 years Nepal: 11 years Yemen: 11 years And Americans pay for it. Send them home. End the scam.
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Jack Posobiec
Jack Posobiec@JackPosobiec·
It would be much cheaper to simply increase self-deportations by debanking illegals, going after businesses and landlords, and heavily taxing remittences
Laura Ingraham@IngrahamAngle

“$18K PER DEPORTATION” @SecMullinDHS: “It costs about $18,225 per person to deport.” “Multiply that by MILLIONS—it’s staggering.” “Why so high? Asylum claims, attorneys, clogged courts.” “That’s the system we’re dealing with.”

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varrock
varrock@varrock·
Haitians are so peaceful and hard working! We should put 12 million Haitians on an island together so they can build a prosperous society. We could even call it Haiti.
Rep. Don Bacon 🇺🇸✈️🏍️⭐️🎖️@RepDonBacon

Removing TPS status for Haitians living in the United States would cost 350,000 workers their ability to work at a time when we’re already facing serious workforce shortages. I’ve heard from healthcare providers and business leaders across Nebraska, including @OmahaChamber, who are concerned about the impact this would have on patient care and our economy. I don’t see the goodness of deporting people who are here legally, working, and contributing to our country.

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Devon Eriksen
Devon Eriksen@Devon_Eriksen_·
Most people think of philosophy as an abstraction that doesn't touch the real world, but they're wrong. Most real world problems are philosophy problems, and most philosophy problems are "giving things the wrong names". For example, if you call feral drug addicts "homeless people", then you can't solve the problem. You can only buy more houses for feral drug addicts to destroy. In this case, we called the police and courts the "justice system". But they're not. They can't be the justice system. The function of a justice system would be to give everyone what they deserve. Now, I deserve a hundred million dollars, a private Caribbean island, and a foot massage from Lauren Bacall in her prime, but I don't see the "justice" system lifting a finger to correct any of this, do you? No, what we are supposed to have is a public safety system. The function of a public safety system is to keep the public and their property safe. If we understood that, we wouldn't care about what criminals deserve. We would care how likely they are to do it again. Or something worse. In a public safety system, retardation and mental illness are not migrating factors. They are the opposite. Because they mean that the criminal is more likely to pose a future threat. We all understand this. We all understand that the feral retard who stabs strangers on the train for being White and beautiful is a worse person than the man who murders his wife and her lover when he catches them in the act. Not because of some abstract calculus of moral agency, of who is disadvantaged and who isn't, but because one is certainly going to murder more people if he can, while the other is a lot less likely to. We've known for centuries, if not millennia, that it's the same small percentage of people doing all the robbing, raping, and murdering, over and over and over again. And we've known for centuries that if you physically remove them from society, that's 100% effective in stopping them from doing it again. The only hurdle is philosophical. Call it a "justice" system, and you have to argue endlessly about morality and redemption, and then some leftie thug-hugger weaponizes your own Christianity against you. Call it public safety, and you confine the argument to likelihood of reoffense. Then you are in the realm of statistics. Which you can compute. It all starts with naming things correctly, according to their actual nature.
New York Post@nypost

Crazed homeless man accused of slaughtering Iryna Zarutska on train found incompetent to stand trial trib.al/GsJMZC8

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