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@JosephHWDackie @city_lad23 @killwinstanley Indian-eurapeons have the smallest dicks, thats why you people rely on raping children/animals to reproduce.




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the government after poisoning the air and killing everyone for no reason
illuminatibot@iluminatibot
That's not Fog, it's a Bioweapon. And you are breathing this in!
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@AndrewTradesNQ @Clav0Updates Veins can pop out when you’re low body fat
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@WildCardq4k @Willowfoxxo Deadass what trans person that acts like this actually looks like that
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Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:
Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.
Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).
Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).
Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.
Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?
Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

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The horniest guy I know just told me that I can start going to him for emotional support instead
Mina 🦦@minamorolll
I envy people who can go to their parents for emotional support
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This confused leftist is melting down because customers keep calling her “ma’am.”
Sorry—biology doesn’t care about your feelings. You were born female, you’ll stay female, and polite society is gonna keep saying “ma’am.” Fantasy hour is over. Time to adult. 💅🧍♀️
Reality check served daily. 😂🇺🇸
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