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This is what the movie ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ feels like
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Zach Simones
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Zach Simones
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Renaissance Man. Amatuer Botonist. Lover of Conversation. Aspiring Freelance Bodyguard.
Who Know These Days. Se unió Haziran 2009
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Hope it was worth it, @PamBondi
Headquarters@HQNewsNow
Trump has reportedly fired Pam Bondi, according to Fox News.
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Our country is just an amusement park and magic show for boomers
Glenn Beck@glennbeck
God is great.
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Man accidentally found the ‘ranch hidden valley’ logo in real life and didn’t even know it.
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I'm glad we can say retard again
Because half of you elected a retard as president
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Germany 2006 when Zinedine Zidane head butted Marco Materazzi after he said he had fucked Zidane’s sister. This led to a penalty shot, allowing Italy to defeat France in the finals during OT
I literally had a Zidane jersey in middle school because of this
J☔@Shadygize
Be honest, Which world Cup did you watch first?
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An opposition party, if such a thing existed, could do a lot with this clip.
FactPost@factpostnews
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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Dudes only want one thing and it’s to go back to the fricken moon
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In all seriousness this may have been my favorite shot from Artemis II so far
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Gorsuch be like: first, I’d like to acknowledge that we’re on stolen Nacotchtank and Piscataway land. Second, the state of Oregon’s ban on throwing queer people into volcanoes is a blatant violation of the first amendment.
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"[Regarding becoming president] I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep."
- Joe Biden, 2006
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This is the most Israel-coded trend I’ve ever seen
MonitorX@MonitorX99800
🇮🇱🇮🇷⚡️– A new trend has emerged in Israel, settlers come to restaurants to eat and then wait for missile sirens and run to shelters without paying, the owners say this trend is hurting their business.
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Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?
Acyn@Acyn
FOX: Among the crew are the first woman, first person of color and first Canadian on a lunar mission. There's a lot of firsts happening.
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Iran was never going to "nuke America"
You have to be a retard to honestly believe that.
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BREAKING: Iran’s president will reportedly release an “important letter” to the American people in the coming hours.
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