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me when the Art Garfunkel of lustful giggling touches me

@musicfortables @leonardsapple his gay crop top

it was nice while it lasted

@musicfortables @leonardsapple NO WAY

@musicfortables @leonardsapple WHA TNO

@musicfortables @leonardsapple CANCELLED AGAIN

@etherealklaus they're my favourites ever i love when you tweet about them it makes me feel seen

does anyone even care about them

@horseofclubs RAH NO WAY TWIN #YAY

@simonsfunkel TWINS

this is the best day of my life i just hit 67 followers on 67 weekend

@LegateLaniusNV LMAOOOO YAY

@simonsfunkel Check again

@leonardsapple AHHH NOOOO GIVE ME MY FAME BACK

@simonsfunkel mia simsfunkel fell off AU REALITY.

@leonardsapple Roddy leonardsapple cancelled CANON REALITY

@simonsfunkel this is like the 15th time i’ve got canceled this week 😭😭😭😭😭

@leonardsapple THIS IS ALL YOU #CANCELLED

@simonsfunkel it WORKED!

Going to the gay club tonight art Garfunkel will be there I’m not worried

Gay people be like: yea i make theories about paul simon

@firstltmartin he just like me fr

@simonsfunkel Only likes what he cant get

On the topic of this i have a theory that paul tends to fall more in love with someone after they leave at least with women, cause he became crazy about kathy and carrie and they happen to be women who left him and with the other girls he dated he didnt gaf coz he left

@firstltmartin THAT WOHLD BE CRAZH

@simonsfunkel YES BRO YALL GOTTA MEET I TOLD HIM ABT U

am i the only European s&g fan bc i get no notifications until the Americans wake up LMAOOO

@wattsquintet AIRBORNE😭😭😭

@simonsfunkel THE PIANO MAN IS GONE !! HE’S AIRBORNE !!

billy joel flies away mid concert in new alarming image

@leonardsapple NOOO NO RODDY LEONARDSAPPLE DONT DO THIS

@simonsfunkel Unfollow mass unfollow mi simonsfunke

@wattsquintet BILLY COME BACK

@simonsfunkel NOOOOO NO BILLY !!!!!