simpleFLOORS KITCHENS & MORE

We’re considering a brand new logo and rebranding! Thoughts? @RepThomasMassie @WhiteHouse

The ease the “Angle” makes for loading/unloading 16’ trim, the air suspension adjustment on heavy pallet loads, the fuel savings and of course our favorite FSD have all been a game changer for more efficient and sentient days of work! The truck has literally made us more productive and profitable! Best product ever!

I know there are a lot of Cybertrucks doing work out there - those using it for business, any feedback?

We would like to officially announce our newest team member! Fresh off completing an underwater construction project “Harold,” who will be our new director of “Waterproof” Flooring installs! He possesses unparalleled expertise is this field and the uncanny ability to keep crews productive and finish jobs in record times! Don’t mess with “Harold!”

Here’s some joy to start your day!

Smoked Flatbread topped with Burrata Pear and Goganzola salad

Good Morning!

Still Amazed and such a great addition for our business! Love @cybertruck

We’re craving us some Crab Cakes down here in our Florida Man Kitchens! 🇺🇸

Final walk on our work at Abundant Life Largo! Visit them for a great service and to see our work completed In the Sanctuary!

Fresh Homemade Pesto topped Ribeye!

@elonmusk is an Idiot and has no clue about Flooring! WE ARE NOT FOR SALE!

What do you do when your window leaks, you don’t have enough floors to fix the damaged wood floors and you don’t want to replace the entire home of floors? It’s simple. Hire simpleFLOORS! We got you! Custom designed, milled, sanded and site finished to match!

Happy Thanksgiving Cheeseball!

@Buccaneers Gameday! Time to put on the ribs!

@Buccaneers Game Day! Time to start the ribs!

Mixing Cultures tonight! Picanha Steak (Brazilian Sirloin Cap) w/ Chimichurri and Tartiflette (French potato, bacon, and cheese casserole)

Blanco Pizze w/ Spinach & Prosciutto fired in the @alfaforni_real

Chef Benji firing up the @alfaforni_real for a design meeting and lunch for Distinct Homes today!