Karan

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Karan

@simplysubzero

he/him/husband • 28 • Ahmedabad rn • jokes and photo dumps • Tiger enthusiast (feels cringe to add this here but God I love those cats)

Gotham City / Tiger reserve Se unió Mayıs 2015

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Karan@simplysubzero·21 Eki

love-hate relationship with ahmedabad

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top tier stuff

Miss Ally@MissAlly_01

To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.

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Judianna@Judianna·3d

The One Commandment. 😎

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"chai to bana lete hai sheher wale pan chidiya kahan se laayege"

Aryan Mulchandani@Ary_Mulchandani

When people ask me what my plan is between graduating and the next career move:

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Andrés J. Colmenares@wawawiwacomics·4d

Here come the humans! @nasa #backtothemoon #artemisII

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@BritainBloom I thought it was @hikingshawty

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Postcard from Britain@BritainBloom·5d

I went for a walk again. Thank you very much to Japanese people on X for showing love to my last post😇

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@mansebanjaran twitter stopped bringing you on my TL but blessed me today

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Matilda@mansebanjaran·5d

Photo of the day 🥹

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I was at a place like this and realized it should come from within

darls ଳ@seajellyfemme

i need to sit here and think for a really long time

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John Attridge@John_Attridge·6d

(Reading a novel with a third person narrator) who said that? (looking around the room) where ARE you?

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@theyoungaidult @Deadly_Cynic the substitute teacher one is good too

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theyoungaidult@theyoungaidult·6d

@Deadly_Cynic legendary from key and peele

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Megha@Deadly_Cynic·6d

I wish I was high on potenuse

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Karan@simplysubzero·25 Mar

@kaywhoareyou cycle thok di?

saltrim martini 🍸@kaywhoareyou·24 Mar

Can 25 year olds cry in hospital

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Karan@simplysubzero·23 Mar

has to be this

Pop Base@PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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Pulkit Kochar@kocharpulkit·21 Mar

laut aao akshar pathak

Pop Base@PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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DammyAyo💕@dartgurlie·21 Mar

The Roman guards watching the guy they crucified 3 days ago just walk by

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Buck@BuckOnTwidder·19 Mar

overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”

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Karan@simplysubzero·20 Mar

@theyoungaidult @stfujaadu @Enola_guy12 @yours_stupidly @dikshitposting put em all in one gc. following rn.

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theyoungaidult@theyoungaidult·19 Mar

didn’t expect this one to cross even 100 views but we are at 1.2M but these are vanity metrics, the idea is to make people laugh, even a small smile from 1 person would do and if this kind of humour is your thing follow: @stfujaadu, @Enola_guy12, @yours_stupidly, @dikshitposting

theyoungaidult@theyoungaidult

[First Date] me: so what are your hobbies? she: hiking me: hi queen

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Karan@simplysubzero·20 Mar

@BooksOverKindle "the book will hurt you and the hurt will make you a better person" that's the most apt version or review I can give

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