Ross Allatt

@richardajkeys The only time the word “humble” has appeared in a @richardajkeys tweet

Three more wins will do it. When we fell from the PL I honestly didn’t think we’d ever make it back but now we can dream. Let’s stay humble though. Derby were good last night. We had to work hard. #PUSB. 🩵.

@NoLayingUp Alexis Talley bunkered her tee shot at 12 then knifed her second through the green into the water. She then had the option off going to the drop zone or dropping into the bunker again. She chose the latter and knifed it again into the water. Up and down from the drop zone for a 7

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

@Lilly_22100 I can’t think of one…

No words start with o and end with E pove me wrong..

@AllisonPearson How tiring is it being so negative? Sheesh.

The British people hate you. They know you are a soulless Socialist obsessed with “process” who only became PM because the Tories failed so horribly. Wait until 7 May and see what the people think of you Starmer.

@benonwine What, just like we had when Boris resigned? And Liz Truss? Jog on.

Who agrees when Starmer resigns we don’t want another Labour Prime Minister we want an immediate General Election.

@danwootton Charming as ever 👍

He really is absolute scum.

@DanielJHannan Bah, pesky democracy gets in the way again

@yutozxx Vituperative 😀

Make a word out of this I bet 99.9% will fail this🥲

@robprogressive No.

1M people have signed a petition demanding a General Election Parliament debates it on Monday People are getting sick of this Labour Government Is this the beginning of the end for Keir Starmer?

@Matt_Pinner All 20, I’m 58.

10 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

@piersmorgan At last, a good news story

UPDATE: Over 100 private schools in UK have now closed because of this policy.

@adalluch What, those Europeans who murdered six million Jews in the 1940’s?

I have never seen European people behaving like this. Never.

@Iromg What should he wear? And why would he listen to you?

When will he stop wearing that bloody dark blue shirt? Plank…

@SickOfEverythi6 It’s boring but also it’s got nothing to do with politics

I watched Hootenanny with Jools as my Dad watched all through the 90s and early noughties. Loved it. It's now pretentious wank for raging lefties. Also, it's dull. Incredibly dull.

@RupertLowe10 You didn’t enjoy them, then? Shame, millions did.

Plenty of Labour politicians pretending that a few fancy fireworks on one night erase years of rife sexual assault and rape in London. It does not. The city is dying.

@AllisonPearson Who will you start complaining about when Reform are in power and they’re shown up to be the blowhard incompetents they are?

As I’ve predicted for two years, Reform now totally dominant in Wales. Labour reduced to ZERO seats in its Welsh fiefdom. An historic humiliation. 👇

@RupertLowe10 Er, yes it does

Being a British citizen doesn't make you British.

@RupertLowe10 It’s funny, because I get the distinct impression you’re reminded of this every single fecking day of the year

I am reminded at this time of the year just how little I care for multiculturalism. We have a culture. A special culture. And it's one that works fine for us Brits. A culture that respects women, rewards hard work, values discipline. It's polite, fair, good-humoured. Where personal responsibility matters. A coherent country only works when it has a shared culture. When all people are generally pulling in the same direction. When there are common expectations, common standards, and common values. We wait politely, we tidy up after ourselves, we say please and thank you. We say good morning on the dog walk, we hold the door open, we respect the queue order at the bar. We exchange knowing looks with each other when somebody flaunts those same rules... None of this is written down. None of it is enforced. And yet the British understand it. Small, everyday threads that make living alongside millions of strangers not just possible, but bearable. Even pleasant. A society does not function simply because people live in the same place. In the same town. On the same rock. It functions because people broadly agree on how to behave, what is acceptable, what is not, and how we treat one another. Nobody does that better than the British. No time of the year does our culture better show itself than these few weeks in December. It shows itself without feeling forced, without fanfare, without a fuss. What's more British than that? Largely, that unwritten contract has kept us on the right track. Until recently, until mass immigration. So, no. I have no interest in the British changing our way of life to accommodate foreign and backward cultures. I just don't care. They can live how they like, in their own countries. We have our way of doing things. I like it. The overwhelming majority of the British people like it. Britain is a special place, with a special culture. We should make no apologies for that. I certainly won't. Don't apologise, don't appease, don't change. This is our home, and we're going to carry on.

@toryboypierce @Keir_Starmer Yes! Make petty political points in the aftermath of an awful terror attack. Stay classy, Tory boy

Did know one in No 10 know about unfolding antisemitism atrocity at #bondibeach before @Keir_Starmer put out tweet wishing #jews a happy #hannukah

@laughnowmonkey @toryboypierce @Keir_Starmer No he doesn’t and no he hasn’t.

@toryboypierce @Keir_Starmer Keir hates Jews. Labour has aligned themselves with islamic extremists.