Blush & Burnout

An assessment internship that converts into a full time offer could fix me rn

Ask me if I give a fuck

@nakli_shelby 😔😔😔😔😔

@slothinpractice Sahi baat hai

I'll always be baffled by how people value their friendships so little

@mama_mathre @babyfacenara And what if I lose?😭

@babyfacenara @slothinpractice 22 Nov then. Before 11.59 pm 22 Nov '26 Saved in calendar. If it doesn't happen will change my entire profile top to bottom

Remember to die before loving a man again

@mama_mathre Let's go, it's a bet then

@slothinpractice 6 months! else I'll change my twitter handle

@mama_mathre I'm resolute this time bro, no men for me anymore

@slothinpractice Kuch nahi! I've saved this tweet. Will share it in 6 months down the line. 🤭🤭

@mama_mathre Kya hua😭

@slothinpractice Hein???

@pithabreadcrumb 😭😭😭🙏

@slothinpractice Aap toh bahut banger tweets kar rahe ho btw

Hating men to the point that you lowkey feel asexual

"you can't match my level of sarcasm" "roasting is my fav love language" bro you can't even handle gen alpha kids, stop being cringe

First schoolmates, now co-interns getting married?!

Dubai police banned us from recording bombs. So honey, I can’t take picture of myself

Ye ragebaiting ko "love language" samajhne waale launde mujhse dur rahein🙏

I have not smoked for the last 4 days because of a throat infection and i feel like I've lost a lover

im such a hopeless romantic person bro

@mama_mathre This was actually soo sad😭😭

@slothinpractice Aaj yeh barriely ka pocket maar apne desh ky liye shaheed hoga. Meresy yeh mauka mat cheen bhai. Koi yaad rakhey na rakhey tu mat bhulna bhai.

"ghar ki yaad nai aayi tujhe jassi?"😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

@mama_mathre Emotional age 4 is accurate for all men

Bodily Age - 44 Birth Age - 24 Mental Age - 14 Emotional Age - 4

@juzokay One for me, I'll make you pasta in exchange

main india aaugi agar yaha unsafe hogaya toh. I will def bring lpg for fav oomfs #savior #supply