Alan Clarke

@BBCNewsnight *an urban area

"The members clubs he and his political colleagues like to frequent... I wonder on the variety of ethnic backgrounds the members of that club have" The New Statesman's Oli Dugmore on Robert Jenrick's 'not seeing another white face in parts of Birmingham' comments. #Newsnight

@ElonMNews A

@SarahNicmanis @LibDems if you lot claim to want to protect the environment - why have you sent me 3 of the same leaflet? cutting down 3 times as many trees???

@ChrisGiles_ Oh no! Get well soon!

Bollox

@fasc1nate Incredible moment hero dog saves another dog stranded on a surfboard.

@BruceReuters Congrats!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@jagjit_chadha So sorry to hear this Jagit, wishing you and the family all the best. A lovely obituary

My father, Manmohan, has left the stage. He led a wonderfully inspiring life. There is so much to be thankful for but I still wanted more. Our family will forever be in his debt. theguardian.com/business/2024/…

@theJeremyVine If it’s under 250 grams it doesn’t have to be 50 metres away from uninvolved people or properties, but you do have to maintain visual line of sight…

The anger

WHAT THE HELL — using a drone for today's early cycle ride, and it got taken out by a hawk or red kite in HYDE PARK FFS. Smashed to bits, £400 gone in a second 🤬🤬🤬

@DarrenM44 Congrats Darren! Long time no see, but so pleased to see you are doing well!

Absolutely delighted to be joining the brilliant team at the Economic Statistics Centre of Excelllence and continuing to work in the ever exciting world of Economic Statistics!

Yep, Sky Cinema Movies have done it again.

@MrJamesMay Similar to Porsche Taycan gear selector

I’m driving the BYD Dolphin and it’s all very pleasant, but I think the drive selector rocker switch is back-to-front. My mate says it’s logical. Who is right? It’s bothering me (more than it should).

@fredsirieix1 Snack Masters

What’s good to binge watch right now? Any good (new) series?

@ChrisGiles_ @FT Great piece, Chris. Very saddened by this.

So sorry to have to write this Obit today, but it reminded me how much I enjoyed covering him and his time as chancellor despite there being a global financial crisis on.... Alistair Darling, UK chancellor, 1953-2023 ft.com/content/ff91c6… via @ft

@Bankersbonus1 Take a coat (and an umbrella)

I’m off to Cornwall have a great weekend. Stay safe.

@BlueGold201 Congrats!

So proud of daughter who is off to read History at York in September. And her best friend also got a place at York, so she's super happy about that. Hope others got good news too, despite the shenanigans with boundaries/grades etc

@ChrisGiles_ @FinancialTimes @UCLPolicyLab Many Congrats, Chris!

🚨 Some personal news 🚨 This autumn I'm excited to become economics commentator @FinancialTimes writing a weekly newsletter on central banks and my regular economics column There's more Delighted to have been appointed an honorary professor of practice @UCLPolicyLab 1/

@VValentineNews Never too early

Is 11:05 too early for the first ice cream of the day?

@Bankersbonus1 Don’t they have Twitter up there?

Right first thing I’m off up north.. have a great bank holiday weekend. Back next week..

@RickSteinRest Both

Which will you choose 🤔 A starter or dessert? Reply below and we’ll see which comes out on top 👇