the fonz

yummy :-)

#monsterjam ‼️‼️‼️

I can't get anyone to do algebra with me

@englishcomp dear mr. burke, can u edit my english essay? thx, sofi and sammie p.s we miss you!

beware the ides of march

if you're curious here's my last tweet before i got suspended futt bart?

after MONTHS of trying to get my old twitter back I get an email saying they changed their policies i dont even want it no more

Fag of the year who could beat up your man

the weezer indie tour tix are so expensive 😔 agony

stimming to the twitter refresh sound ddoooOO WAHH… phhhwah

this is what they mean by eyes on the street

hi I made another one #WEBTOON webtoons.com/en/challenge/t…

yummy :-)

i love eating the little unborn baby slices in pregnant oranges, im part of the problem.

after a semester of painting eggs with emotions, i can move onto the advanced class: more eggs but also a pinecone this time. i pay ten 10,000 american dollars again.

I'm tired of having sex

im dying of organ failure

its me, im hot girls

hot girls are iron deficient