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📢🔥BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🔥🦙 From now $SOLAMA officially becomes a deflationary project. The 'SOLAMA BURNING' is now activated - set up by the community, for the community 🤝🏻 🔥 burn.solama.com 🔥 What is it? A wallet to which anyone can send $SOLAMA tokens. These tokens are burned directly via a specific mechanism and are thus removed from the circulating supply FOREVER. How can I burn tokens? Click on the link above and you'll find all information or just simply send $SOLAMA tokens to the burning wallet address below. ➡️ J1m9ZyzpmoeaY8aTxtXmmdrsbABxvMeLcjf3BkYKtP3e Why is burning important? Burning tokens ensures that these tokens are forever removed from the circulating supply, which will have a positive effect on the token price in the long-term. Less supply --> more value of the token 🚀 Every token burned helps and we get closer to our goal. Let's achieve it together as a community. Have fun and LET IT BURN 🔥

⛳ Solama Weekly Crypto Update! “On the Green and On the Chain” 🏌️‍♂️ Market Overview — A Week of Birdies, Bogeys, and Blockchain Bravado This week in #crypto felt like watching the leaders approach the 12th hole at Augusta: beautiful, tense, and one bad swing away from disaster. $Solana and its #memecoin offspring including $Solama — strutted down the fairway with confidence, even as the broader market found itself stuck in the rough. $Solama, in particular, showed the swagger of a golfer who knows the cameras are on him. A little volatility? Sure. But nothing that couldn’t be smoothed out with a clean chip and a confident putt. 🟣 $Solama spent the week dancing around support levels like they were greenside bunkers, but each dip was met with buyers stepping up like seasoned caddies whispering, “Trust the swing.” Mid‑week rally: A tidy little birdie Late‑week pullback: A bogey, but nothing catastrophic. More like a lip‑out than a shank. Community sentiment: Still strong, still loud, still convinced Solama is destined for a green jacket of its own. 🏆 What to Watch Next Week “Lining Up the Next Putt” Watch for volume spikes — they’re the equivalent of a golfer suddenly finding the groove with the driver. Chart is coiled like a golfer on the tee box, ready to unleash a drive that makes the patrons gasp. 🐶 Final Thoughts “May Your Bags Be Heavy and Your Bogeys Few” $Solama continues to prove it’s more than just a meme. It's a community‑powered CTO! And remember: In crypto, as in golf, it’s not about avoiding the rough. It’s about how you recover from it.

🦙📡 ANCHOR: $Solama “Hello Solamans! It's your favorite blockchain‑powered news anchor with zero chill, maximum thrill powered by pure $Solana sunshine. Let’s dive into the chaos that was last week in #crypto — and then I’ll tell you whether you need an umbrella or a hardware wallet.” Weekly Recap 📰 TOP STORY: $BTC Had a mood swing week acting like it drank three espressos and read its own Twitter mentions. Up. Down. Sideways. Existential crisis. Repeat. Traders described the market as ‘volatile.’ I describe it as me after someone moves my snacks.” 💸 #ETF FLOWS: Institutions Still Shopping $BTC ETFs saw $95M in inflows, proving big money still loves digital gold. $Eth ETFs? -59M outflows. Holders are coping by saying ‘it’s part of the plan.’ No one knows what the plan is.” 🌍 MACRO NEWS: The World Sneezed, #Crypto Caught a Cold “Global tensions, oil spikes, and general nonsense made charts shaking like a llama at it's first rave" 🪙 #ALTCOIN ROUNDUP “SIREN pumped 120% because someone somewhere pressed a button. 🌦️ AND NOW… WEEKLY WEATHER FORECAST With your meteorologist… Me! ☀️ MONDAY — Sunny With a Chance of #Memecoins “Expect bright skies and random pumps. Perfect for reckless optimism.” ☁️ TUESDAY — Overcast Like Your Portfolio After Buying the Top “Cloudy, gloomy, and ideal for staring at charts you regret.” 🌪️ WEDNESDAY — Pump Storm Warning “High volatility. High hopes. High likelihood of yelling ‘SEND IT.’” 🌧️ THURSDAY — Sideways Drizzle “Nothing happens. Nothing changes. Time is an illusion.” 🌕 FRIDAY — Full Moon, Full Send? “Expect chaos and someone to tweet ‘WE’RE SO BACK!’” 🐻 SATURDAY — Bear Shower “A sprinkle of red. Don’t panic. Or panic. I’m not your financial advisor.” 🌞 SUNDAY — Sunny Because Hope Springs Eternal “Perfect day for #hopium inhalation and promising yourself you’ll take profits next time.” 🎙️ CLOSING STATEMENT “This has been your blockchain‑powered news anchor. Stay fluffy! Stay decentralized!"

Some things in life are worth fighting for! $Solama

Solama Weekly March 15–21, 2026 — as narrated by the llama who refuses to stress about candles, charts, or human panic attacks 🫱‍🫲 Regulators Are Holding Hands Now (Adorable.) The #SEC and #CFTC finally stopped bickering long enough to sign a coordination agreement. “Congrats to the humans for discovering teamwork. Maybe next they’ll learn not to scream every time #crypto wiggles 2%.” 🏦 FOMC Week: Powell Opens His Mouth, Markets Faint The March FOMC meeting had traders sweating like they were waiting for exam results. “Imagine being so scared of Jerome Powell that you dump your bags. Couldn’t be me. I chew hay for a living — not my nails.” 🤖 DeepSnitch AI: The Hype Engine of the Week Every outlet is blasting DeepSnitch AI like it’s the second coming of blockchain. Analysts claim it could overshadow Polkadot and Toncoin Being marketed as the “best crypto to buy now” “AI coins are cool, but can they spit in a bucket, climb a mountain, and still look majestic? Didn’t think so.” 🧺 Token Taxonomy Shake‑Up The SEC/CFTC taxonomy dropped new labels: BTC & ETH → Digital Commodities Stablecoins, collectibles, tools, securities → neatly sorted into boxes “Humans love boxes. I prefer putting hay in my mouth and minding my business.” What This Means for Solama’s Narrative & Future Massive Narrative Win Being classified as a Digital Collectible instead of a security gives $Solama: Cultural freedom Innovation freedom Freedom from regulatory chokeholds $Solama becomes a culture asset — not a financial instrument. Exactly where meme coins thrive, multiply, and cause mischief. $Solana’s Commodity Status = Solama’s Force Field $Solana being officially recognized as a digital commodity means: Meme coins inherit a safer regulatory umbrella Builders can innovate without fear of retroactive “gotchas” Community tokens like $Solama gain legitimacy by association $Ethereum never got this kind of clarity early on. $Solana did. And $Solama rides that clarity like a llama on a parade float. 🔥 Liquidity Burn = Regulatory Armor A full liquidity burn isn’t just a meme — it’s a legal shield. It proves: No team control No price manipulation No common enterprise Exactly the checklist regulators use when deciding what isn’t a security. 🎭 The Mascot Token Framing Is Genius $Solama positioned as: Mascot Cultural icon Community collectible …makes it nearly impossible to argue it’s an investment contract. Same lane as: $BONK $WIF $PEPE $DOGE This is the path to mainstream cultural expansion — not financial scrutiny. Final Words “While humans panicked over macro drama, regulatory gossip, and whatever AI coin was trending this week, I trotted through the chaos like a runway model with perfect fur. Markets wobble. Narratives shift. But $Solama stays unbothered, undefeated, and undeniably iconic.”

People keep asking who Banksy is. Bro...... it's just $Solama wearing a hoodie! It's Official Unofficial $SOLAMA is Banksy? #Bullish

$BTC can lead the parade. $ETH can write the rule book. $SOL can power the entire stadium. When $SOLAMA shows up everyone screams! #Memecoin

@moonpay You did the right thing

can I confess something? today I used MoonPay to buy some Solana

Everyone else checking charts… $Solama is checking how long he can nap before the next pump.” Volatility? Solama packed his beach bag and left that at home. Enjoy your weekend! $Solana #Memecoin

the OG meta makes me feel emotions I didn’t know I had

A new emoji just dropped. x.com/binance/status…

@sakidoes True. IYKYK

OG memes have always been the real alpha.

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there’s a tear in the doodleverse. doodles AI beta. march 17.

me when my wagecel friend asks how my crypto is doing

@saylor What a combo $STRC and $BTC Almost like $SOLAMA and Solana ( $SOL ).

Stretch is for everyone. $STRC

@S0Lmay0r You dropped something $SOLAMA on $SOL

What should I add to my conviction list?

Tag a project you 100% trust.

@brian_armstrong exactly

You can send money from the U.S. to Australia faster than I wrote this tweet, for less than a cent. Thanks crypto.

@lunaticoonchain next one will be runner!

First two losses 😂 welcome to the trenches…..

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