𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚

𝘽𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙏!

arf

yeah, that was really uncool

unfortunately

Bites his hand.

Is that anything new?

spits

dirt

Starts throwing rocks.

Throws more acorns.

Throws acorns at the reader

ew gay eyes

CMERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL PULL YOUR TEETH OUT

i said CMERE

zentito cmere

RAMMING! HIS! HEAD! INTO! A! TREE! REPEATEDLY!

what's even so exciting about women? everyone looks the same when they're bowing down in worship of me

monitsu should make himself a dirt wife

barks at the tl

SCREAMS

appears from the shadows like the cryptid he is