Spaulding T. Bear

@saltysquidswife When your kids start doing it for you. The only thing that stopped my parents was half of us are diabetic. 😏

My youngest, who is a 19-yo college freshman, is really bummed that I didn't put together an Easter basket for him. At what age is it okay for me to stop? 😂

@emhoneyreads By genre.

Have I lost my mind, because mine is arranged by author…

@brombelbeer1 A dear friend sent my honey Lady and me to be adopted by Typist. Typist cried often back then, and I cuddled her often. BUT I did something that made Typist laugh (and realized I'm alive.) Danced to this song. youtu.be/FYbavuReVF4?si…

'Staffmember is feeling a bit sad, so we are on cuddle duty'

@AzPetrich Remember what the Bible says about raspberries? It speaks of raspberries as long as it speaks of what Jesus looked like. Two of my favorite things are raspberries, so I do have great regard for them and Jesus. But not enough to start inventing what I want.

Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.

This is Miriam Lancaster. She went to an ER in Canada for pain. Not dying. Not terminal. In pain. What she was offered wasn’t treatment. They offered her MAID. Her injury? A non-life-threatening sacral fracture. Read that again. She later said something that should stop everyone cold: When you reach a certain age in Canada, this becomes the conversation. She wasn’t ready to die. She wanted to live. And she did. She healed. She traveled. She continued her life. That’s the part people need to understand. This wasn’t mercy. This was introduced before the fight was even finished. And if you think this stays contained to one country, you’re not paying attention.

@BongiWaAtchar Please get counseling before you even meet the guy you might want to marry someday.

I think a lot of women struggle mentally when they live with a man because home stops feeling like a place to relax. Instead of being a space where you can fully be yourself, it becomes another place where you still have to “perform” and be put together all the time. There’s no break, no space to just be messy, tired, or off.

@806Engineer Not getting why you'd be sorry about that. Have fun. 😊

Sorry I’m away from 𝕏 all day today. Spending the day with family. I’ll pop in when I can. Love y’all.

@Moonlight_myths I love how parents hint to their kids about getting out on their onw.

My mom got mad when I told her I would rather live on my own that keep paying her $600 a month in rent. I'm 25 years old and have been paying $60 a week in rent to my parents for a while now. I recently landed a decent paying job and this morning, I received a message from my mom telling me that from now on, the rent would be $150 per week. I text her back, saying I would rather live elsewhere. I pay for my own food and I'm not willing to pay $150 per week just for a room to sleep in at my own mothers house. With that kind if money, I could rent a small apartment or even split the rent with a friend for less.

@lance_corporate @shivmalik Or we bought a fixer-upper in a nice neighborhood. But somehow younger generations like to tell us how we did it rather than listen to how we did it.

@shivmalik The boomers will argue that they “bought a house they could afford.” Maybe true, but that was back when you could buy in an affordable neighborhood and be surrounded by other young families of modest means with lots of kids instead of crack dealers and Tren De Aragua members

Dear boomers, can you afford to buy the house you live in currently with the wage you used to earn before you retired? If you can’t, then that’s the whole housing problem in a nutshell. It really is that simple to understand.

@shivmalik @douglist56 In the last 20-30 years something major changed in budgeting. It was buy a house for 25% or less of your take-home. Then it was 33% of your take-home. I think too many are going for 33% of income. That requires two incomes and no losing a job for any reason.

@douglist56 Not true. It stayed consistent with earnings until the 2000’s

@mitchellvii Simple. By the time we're seniors we have the instructions for all prescriptions memorized. BUT, never ask us what we did with the keys.

Why do they write the instructions on the side of a prescription medicine bottle so small that no senior citizen could possibly read them?

@DisrespectedThe How will you ever know? One thing insanity gives us is firm proof we're not insane. 🤔

Is it just me or has half the world lost their f**cking minds?

The best way to have coffee..... Is to pour it down the drain. I said what I said

@Itx_judith I'm for them being in the courts and having no need to mask up. Then again, there are so many arrogant people who are clueless enough to dox them, so keep the masks.

Are you really okay with masked ICE Agents waiting outside of courts to grab migrants?

@lucyshow11 I was a substitute teacher in the 1980s.

Can you believe this??! 😅

@London_W4 If you had a choice between that and one of our more famous sculptures in Philly, which would you take? And truthfully, I'd love you to take them all. 😉

Ok, I admit that I’m not a sculptor and have never even tried to sculpt anything, but I can bet that my first attempt would be better than this giant orange and yellow thing near Paddington Station. I admire whoever did it though, as someone paid loads for it. Genius.

@bluelivesmtr @ImMeme0

@ImMeme0 continues to expose some mind-blowing hatred from the left. Here's Providence Mayor Brett Smiley. He's demanding the removal of the mural honoring slain Iryna Zarutska. The far-left activist claims the mural “has not brought us closer together as a community and has been quite divisive, and even a little bit ugly in terms of the online commentary.” REPOST and EXPOSE him! #thinblueline #Lawenforcement

@ibdgirl76 I'm a 69 year old, 5'9.5" woman in pain. Warning to doctors who won't help us: * We aren't necessarily "little." * We aren't necessarily ladies." * We aren't our grandmother's era either. SO TELLING ME TO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET WILL WORK RIGHT AFTER I WIN MISS AMERICA! 😡

The vast majority of people who reach out to us after they lost their Rx opioid and/or their prescriber, are women over 65 years old. The highest risk group of addiction and OD are men ages 18-25. So this country is taking the lowest risk group and putting them at extreme risk. Sure, makes sense.