Sploona 🐀

Making up weird dynamics for rarepairs is so fun so right now I ship Enabler/Enabled with a little bit of Team Rocket energy #verovel #stolitz

@Alrightpunk Someone that hosted a knitting meetup literally disparaged me for not realizing I was gay before 21 LMAO. Like damn sorry?? Lord of Punctuality over here goddamn 🤪

Do straight folk think that if you don't realise you're gay by the time you're sixteen, you're socially obligated to stay in the closet forever?

@FlurryofStars48 She should do that in front of Blitz too while he’s screaming at her to shut up 🤩

What if barbie is the one who reveals to stolas what happened in the circus

@itsblitz0 Also you cannot trust whatever comes out of Blitz’ mouth especially when he’s using his words to insult or attack people 😭

Lol remember that one time i posted about Blitz & Verosika being in love back in the day & someone literally went off on how Blitz never loved Verosika bc he literally said so in AP... bro, why do u think he pushed her away in the first place?? HE DOESN'T THINK HE DESERVES LOVE

@Isabella_98e Hey fun fact! There’s this nifty lil button in the middle that looks like two arrows! It’s called repost, click that, and you can share the art to your page without ripping it off the original artist 💕

now we're halfway and finally getting to the smut, there's a slight horny change to the colour palette 💕20/40 pages Art by @ourladygrem #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitz

Beloved clowns for beloved @DojoLoachz 💖 #dojoloachz2kdtiys

@JackleSpectacle AHH thank you!!! ✨

@sploona YOOOO! This is so fuckinf cool!!

From last year but it’s my Vox cosplay. Changed the lining on a sparkly tux, sewed ribbon channels so I could install LED pinstripes, made the vest, and gutted a tv I thrifted!

@turtlekittyk OMG THANK YOUUUUU PICNIC AHHH. And yesss alexandreisfluffy on insta did the pictures, he did such a good job 😭😭😭

@sploona OONA WTF THIS IS CRAZYYYY youre too powerful oh my god its so CLEANNNNNNNN 🔥 🔥 🔥 and the photography is peak too wtf like the background works so welllllll

@stolarsgoetia I’m convinced he’s joking about her bc there’s no way one of the main writers thinks this about a character that impacts the story this much 😭 like PLEASE dude

I'm gonna sound petty asf, but I disagree with Brandon. Blitz has shown no signs of hating Via. The few times they have met, he has been nice to her and even called her "sweetheart". I feel like he can understand her to some extent

@owlfuckrr Tell Blitz he can yell at the customers and he’d love it (what I used to do)

@owlfuckrr All this bc he thinks being a barista is the worst job you could ever have LOL

“Blitz is a poor widdle baby who couldn’t make money without the book therefore him fucking Stolas is coercion” bro he could literally have just been a cashier be serious

@LustPillowQueen Omg god I need to draw her looking like that 😭 I’m also imagining her playing the sims to blow off some steam LOL

i think about her so much i have a laundry list lol a personal fave is she’s a sofa-rotting girl when she’s done with a tour. oversized t shirt, panties, her hair in a big bun, and no makeup but she’ll never let anyone see her like that.

@Sillyl3go_brain To run a business and run through the 7 rings like that… man has got some good time management skills if anything LMAOO

@sploona Blitz is a busy guy 👀

After the party on Apology Tour #Stolas

@Iaminitis Don’t like Chaz? Fine. Go back to posting Blitz and Stolas getting nasty or Verosika in a cute outfit 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

@sploona RIGHT!!! like damn i need that whimsy give it back if you're not gonna use it!

would love to see more of these losers jump ship actually, keep up the good work, staff, we're weeding out the weak infants who can't take a fucking joke!

@turtlekittyk WHY I’M DONE WITH HELLUVA BOSS and will NOT be coming ba- oh look a new short/trailer 😮

@sploona AND i bet "theyll be back, time will tellllll"

“That’s it, I’m DONE with this show” people say over a 2 minute short that’s unrelated to the main series. God there was a time when a shounen anime would have a SEASON of filler episodes. People complained the same way only to still be there during the main arc.

@Iaminitis HONESTLYYY like you’re taking away the whimsy from my timeline!!

@sploona honestly i hope they do, i don't want 'em here if they're that miserable and gonna complain abt a silly music video like goddamn get a hobby bro 🤣

Stopped all my other hobbies so I could just spend all my free time drawing Blitz looking stupid