Potato Witch

@ginasfsydnee Sad news about the diet. Relatable about the misandry.

just got off the phone with his foster home and he's got a distended abdomen and cloudy eye that the vet checked out and said there's no concern i just have to put him on a kitty diet 😭😭😭 he also doesn't like men

Sandal also thinks your coworker and/or partner and/or family member and/or friend and/or classmate was wrong when they did that thing you didn't like and he wants to hear all about it

@TheCinesthetic MacClay & Gainsborough defined trauma for an entire generation.

What was the saddest death in any TV series?

Since it would appear that Reform knew the winners of their energy scam, they have almost certainly committed a criminal offence. I don't suppose anything will happen though.

@TwCbusbob @Tungsten_Tales I feel worse about your shitty transphobia.

@spudmagic @Tungsten_Tales Terrible for him…. There I fixed your post. You feel bad about his mental illness. Got it.

😢 A tearful Noa-Lynn Van Leuven has announced her "retirement" after revealing a DRA ruling banning transgender players from women's darts events. "I just got an email, apparently I just got retired. Not by choice but because I am longer allowed to compete, the DRA decided that trans women are no longer allowed in women's events." "With just one decision, I am being told I don't belong anymore. This isn't just about me, it's another huge hit for the trans community." #Darts | Via Noa-Lynn Van Leuven Instagram

@borger_v @Staticborn @Tungsten_Tales It's not like 5' 5“ and, therefore, apparently, genetically inferior at darts, Fallon Sherrock handed Greaves her arse just a few weeks ago, ending a massive winning streak with her very short arms.

@borger_v @Staticborn @Tungsten_Tales I didn't even get started on the fact that Beau Greaves is 6ft. I guess it's unfair to put her genetic advantage against other cis women, or silly little short men like Van Gerwen, right?

@borger_v @Staticborn @Tungsten_Tales Conversely, a personal favourite, 6' 4“ Simon Whitlock has only a handful of wins against all of these shorter men. His best record is against Van Gerwen during his exceptional 2022 form, and it was considered a major upset at the time.

@borger_v @Staticborn @Tungsten_Tales Van Gerwen beat Barney 30+ times

@borger_v @Staticborn @Tungsten_Tales Michael Van Gerwen, another contender for greatest darts player, is the same height as me.

@spudmagic @Staticborn @Tungsten_Tales Statistics, dear Witch. All time champion Taylor was short himself, but in general men are taller and women shorter, and in general this is an advantage for men. Board is at their height and their arms are longer most of the time.

@borger_v @Staticborn @Tungsten_Tales "Sorry Phil; Potato Witch is 5' 9", so she's genetically better at darts than you. Shame!"

@borger_v @Staticborn @Tungsten_Tales Also better let darts know their short kings, like the late Jocky Wilson, and even arguably the best player there's ever been, Phil The Power Taylor that they actually suck at darts due to their height & respective wingspans.

@retrocvnty I get why it's not to everyone's taste, but I love it too.

Buffy season 6 they could never make me hate you