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need the boys/homelander mutuals asap, i cant speak my truth about homie on my main account

@manysuchcase oh so im on the clock again wtv

date tonight i fully cba

im at work someone send a nuke my way asap

@soufflewaffle it genuinely makes me angry he even got the v1 🫪 it didnt make a difference, that shit shoulda been wrapped up by the 4th episode, its put me off even entertaining vought rising

@starrlanderr “okay we are done with promoting vought rising, now it’s time to wrap this up”

homelander’s storyline was just as underwhelming as the rest of s5. you’d expect it to be the big emotional climax of his journey and what we got is 8 episodes of him begging for soldier boy’s attention, cosplaying jesus and milk gags. how do you fumble your main antagonist

@talkinseismic butcher and his fucking tentacles 💔

@starrlanderr I’m on the last ep of s4

twt lowkey dead tn oomfs must have a life

@starrlanderr it’s MY night off being wet-nurse 🤬

@manysuchcase ... where my invite at ?

@starrlanderr friday night functions 🎉

@Ur_Wyrm that will be me tmmr unfortunately 😔

@starrlanderr Work six days straight I fear

@castielsfeet tea

can i flex my favorite thrifted top

@talkinseismic what ep are you on rn

@starrlanderr wait no I’m here and if I’m off line it’s because I’m watching the boys

homelander puking and cumming at the same time during his first dick sucking aww aww

@evieeszart need this

put homelander in love island

@hvmestarr omg yes breakers it better have been worth him missing the shoot

@starrlanderr filming 🫩

that’s family

when unc likes young huzz but its ok bc you are young huzz

@draintedak oh his sauce was still saucing dont even joke lad

@starrlanderr post-s1 homelander had much less sauce

homelander hair change after season 1 because he didnt have madelyn to style it anymore after he fried her ass, his personal hairdresser, so he had to take matters into his own hands

@manysuchcase the thought of us on shift rotations

@starrlanderr I KNOW

need the boys/homelander mutuals asap, i cant speak my truth about homie on my main account

@manysuchcase OMG MATCHING BIOS LMAOO??

@starrlanderr #snake #fakefriend 😢🖤