𝕀𝕤𝕒𝕒𝕔 ♡

my lesbian aunt said i owe her 100 bucks for pride month cause she "paved the way" in our family

Yelling “datte bayo” before shooting myself in the head

I think everyone wishes human saliva had cleaning properties. Like We could all lick each other clean there would be no need for baths like imagine ur partner coming home after a backbreaking job and u start licking him squeaky clean yall feeling me on this one

I think its about time I delete this account

tenna accidentally killing a fly trying to fix its back problems (tenna fly chiropractor au)

so how long after you join the navy do they start jerking you off

🚨BREAKING🚨 All of Manhattan has disappeared following the Knicks winning the 2025-2026 NBA Championship

how does my mom always make me look like an obese cryptid in 20% of her photos dawg it looks like my ass got put on backwards

@playboicurrryy 😭

are we fucking serious

twitter is like 2 steps away from reinventing cod zombies

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

@fallacycat @JohnDoughdih @Starving3man 🤤

@steelingrats @JohnDoughdih @Starving3man too powerful??

They tryna summon draymond green like he exodia in these comments 😭😭😭😭

all i got is this pic of teenage me pumping gas as dva on halloween

i’ll block a bitch on truckersucker

@firstoofton @calledmefragile @OWAnonymous_ why does a fake overwatch country have a wiki

@calledmefragile @OWAnonymous_ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldova

Shion is Moldovan Lucio is Moldovan Juno is Moldovan Wrecking ball is Moldovan Everyone is Moldovan

@JohnDoughdih @Starving3man why is his dick chained too

who are they making me fight in ranked bro

fuck you nigga

Oh....my ass is big....