STRAIGHT MAN
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@Dynamomoney @SleeperHeat Devin booker was right there and this old fuck took Winslow 🤦♂️
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@SleeperHeat Justice Winslow
The heat in 2008 should have selected Russell Westbrook
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Who was the WORST draft pick in Miami Heat history? ⬇️
I’ll start: Michael Beasley.
Miami selected Beasley with the No. 2 overall pick in 2008 while future HOFers Russell Westbrook and Kevin Love were still on the board
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@BrandonRLiguori @AdamSchefter Just draft the players he DOESN’T like and y’all will be fine
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BREAKING: The #Lions have hired former #Dolphins GM Chris Grier as a personnel executive, per @AdamSchefter.
Grier spent more than two decades with the Dolphins organization.
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If you’re not gay, you’re not living. Be happy people 😜
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@AC__Trader @TopPhins1120 @OmarKelly True but let’s not act like that was a professional show . Brandon Marshall was disrespectful as fuck . You can be professional and not be a fanboy. The man got you suspended and tried to get you fired and you treat him like royalty ? He was scared of Flores
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@straightman___ @TopPhins1120 @OmarKelly that is true, but maybe he just needed to be a pro do a job and create content
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Sharp is an exaggeration. Much better? Absolutely
Nic Rohloff@nic_rohloff
Reports out of Dolphins Mandatory Minicamp are that Malik Willis was sharp today LFG 🔥🔥 📸: @Marcel_LJ
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@StevenHeathen @Doug24Seven @OmarKelly Seattle didn’t look like a fool when they started Russel Wilson over Flynn . Much more commendable to admit your mistakes than to be hardheaded
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@Doug24Seven @OmarKelly Agreed but at the same time they didn't really spend much money on Willis. They just overpaid to land him. But it's a great contract for Miami. Easy to get out of.
It's just annoying that WITH that contract, you're right. He prob won't get a fair shake.
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Quinn Ewers looks exactly like I hoped he would. He’s a young, inexperienced QB who is settling in. The game is seemingly slowing down for him. You can watch Ewers and see why he was once the top high school prospect in the nation.
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@AC__Trader @TopPhins1120 @OmarKelly He then interviewed Flores on I AM ATHLETE and acted like a fanboy . What a pussy.
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@straightman___ @TopPhins1120 @OmarKelly Haha I do remember that very early in the season first year. We didn't know Flores was an asshole yet to everyone
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@TopPhins1120 @OmarKelly He got punked by Brian Flores and hasn’t been the same since
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@OmarKelly Shut up pussy ...he was sharp we know you don't ...don't give a fuck if you were there or not your word means nothing cause your a pos liar and a pussy hound that can't get any
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@OmarKelly Africa still has slaves , u don’t care tho . The slavers are black so it doesn’t count
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@Redbuddah310 @djvlad So what pussy nigga , you a blondie 😂 fake tough guy
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@djvlad Blood you’re a federal agent. You’re literally that that’s crazy that anybody interviews with. You hasn’t seen that shit. Just because you interview hip-hop motherfuckers doesn’t make you streets you fucking snitch.
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@VBSofficial_ @KingOfPhinland As a Tua fan myself , you’re embarrassing
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@KingOfPhinland So the overly optimistic homer take is the QB we paid huge money for “might” be a top 20 QB next year. What an absolute disaster this franchise became overnight
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You can call me a homer, but I think this time next year, Malik Willis is on this list.
Kalshi Football@KalshiFB
NBC Boston ranked top QBs in the NFL: 1. Allen 2. Mahomes 3. Jackson 4. Burrow 5. Maye 6. Stafford 7. Herbert 8. Caleb 9. Love 10. Dak 11. Daniels 12. Lawrence 13. Stroud 14. Purdy 15. Goff 16. Darnold 17. Nix 18. Hurts 19. Kyler 20. Mayfield Burrow's the MVP leader on Kalshi.
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B/R’s trade idea that sends Donovan Mitchell to the Miami Heat:
Miami receives: Donovan Mitchell
Cleveland receives: Tyler Herro, Jaime Jaquez Jr, Kasparas Jakucionis, a 2026 first-round pick and a 2032 first-round pick
Heat fans are you doing this?
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@Blaze99451John @raphousetv7 It’s just an idiot who didn’t read his Bible. A person cannot just do things because he wants to… God is the reason for those miracles and this guy is just trying to test God which you shouldn’t do.
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Man In Lagos Draws Massive Crowd After Attempting To “Part The Sea” In Public 🌊😳🇳🇬
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@domthepatsfan What have the dolphins done to you bro , we haven’t won shit in 50 years
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Throwing tomatoes based on how much I hate that team
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@Rare_EV @OmarKelly Adding to the fact that Omar is wrong 9/10 times. He’s a DEI hire for sure
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@OmarKelly Not gonna lie, this "i know more than you" energy you been giving off is getting old.
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Mike McDaniel doesn’t talk to his players like he talks to the media.
You folks just hear what you want
Shawn Jubuisson@Jubsss06
@OmarKelly Doesn’t take 5 minutes to get out a f**** sentence 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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@OmarKelly Tua will outplay Willis all season and Omar Kelly will have to write a column about it and talk ad nauseum on the Joe Rose Show. Willis is no more than a backup. No backup QB has become a fulltime starter and took a team to the playoffs since Matt Hasselback.
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@Agioia14 @kp1991111 Nothing will surpass your love for KD , you would arch your back for that man . He can’t do no wrong in your eyes , that’s love.
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@kp1991111 @straightman___ Nah straight man said that not u and im honestly not sure he straight I think he wants u bro. U guys should confess ur love to each other
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After Spoelstra talked about Ware, I asked about Jovic. (Mood change)
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