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This is not too much of an ask. Let’s revert back to this formation. That way we have numbers in midfield where we are lacking and also solve the Mainoo dilemma. We can’t lose Mainoo and we can’t keep losing games for the obvious reasons @ManUtd @StretfordPaddck @UtdFaithfuls

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Tonight belongs to us because of you, the best away fans in the land. UNITED! ✊🇾🇪

@Chelsearory So you wanted to just boo him and not say anything. You are still abusing him the way you used to abuse him when he was playing for you

JUDAS.

@Blue_Footy He is Mason Mount, the player who gave everything for the club only to come back to boos. This fan base is delusional

Who does he think he is?

@CFC_OBED Relax. Transfer window is coming. We beefing up the squad. You took your shite football to the champions league and we don’t say anything

So Manchester United fans you want to take this football to the champions league ?

@CFC_OBED Wait and see

No matter how bad Manchester United are , Chelsea can’t seem to beat them . This United side won’t go and do anything better in the champions league. What’s the point of qualifying

@markgoldbridge You are just a rage bait account. That’s what you have become and it’s so sad

No subs, no intensity, the result is all that matters but if United higher ups are looking at this as a viable future it'll be a shitshow next season

@markgoldbridge We don’t depth at the moment and all we need right now is to scrap for results and get champions league then that will attract players. Right now the job is being done and that’s what matters

@CFCMods And the cook got cooked in the end hahaha. Who got cooked??

Manchester United are getting cooked man this is beautiful football.

@UtdMaI The players who injured right now had all these injuries during Amorim time. Mount, Martinez, De Ligt etc. The only player injured during Carrick is Dorgu and Mainoo. The rest is suspension. Stop it

Carrick comes in and suddenly it’s shorter sessions, late arrivals on matchdays and “more freedom” in training… Result? Full-blown injury crisis. Amorim had tailored programmes, strict monitoring and proper load management and players were actually protected. United ripping up structure again just to audition another ex-player for the job. And we’re meant to believe this ends differently if he gets it permanently?

@UtdMaI What a lazy take. What do you want players to do when they are not playing a game for 100 days? That same Amorim made us bow out of all Europe games and champions league with his structure and shite

@UtdMaI This guy no longer wanted to play for us. He just walked. No press no anything for a whole season

Marcus Rashford getting pushed out while we pretend random signings are the solution tells you everything about this fanbase. Bin the only academy lad who’s actually dragged United through seasons, then cry about “no identity”. Bring Rashy back. Some of you don’t deserve a homegrown star

@DeclanMode So deluded , no wonder you take someone’s name and make it yours

best free kick takers in the premier league 1. declan rice 2. szoboszlai end of list !

@mufcytp All of these players haven’t done anything extraordinary since then so I wonder why you would say we get it wrong

“Manchester United always get it wrong in the transfer market.” • Cody Gakpo (Liverpool) United tracked him for months under Erik ten Hag but delayed the move — Liverpool stepped in quickly and hijacked the deal. • Darwin Núñez (Liverpool) United held talks and scouted him heavily, but pulled back due to price — Liverpool paid big and secured him. • João Félix (Atlético/Chelsea/Barcelona) United explored a loan move, but refused Atlético’s high fee and wages — Chelsea took the risk instead. • Adrien Rabiot (Juventus) Deal was almost done, but United walked away due to wage demands and agent complications. • Christian Pulisic (AC Milan) Offered to United as a loan option, but the club declined — Milan moved fast and signed him permanently. • Sergiño Dest (Barcelona/loans) Wanted by Ten Hag, but United chose not to proceed — he ended up leaving Barça on loan instead. • Benjamin Pavard (Inter Milan) United showed interest late in the window but never made a concrete move — Inter got the deal done. • Jean-Clair Todibo (Nice) Strong links and talks, but United didn’t meet valuation — deal never advanced. Add yours if I missed one!

@Shadaya_Knight Such a lazy take. Next

AFRICAN MEN: THEIR OBSESSION WITH EUROPEAN FOOTBALL This post isn't to say people shouldn't watch sports, to be more specific football. But it's to condemn the unhealthy obsession many African men have with football To be more precise European football, it would be least embarrassing if they were obsessed with their own football leagues Fooball is great as entertainment, it should remain that. No man with a fulfilling life should have his mood ruined by other men losing at something they are paid for If you observe, the average African man invests more emotion into European football than he invests in his own country's state of affairs or continent's state They'll be more angry at a player for changing a club, getting injured, failing to score etc than they'll be at their local politicians who steal their taxes and loot their resources They'll know a player's stats and historiy more than they know their local politicians stats or history. They'll analyse patterns of football teams more than they analyse their own lives Do you honestly think a man who is in control of his life and doing well in life will have time to be affected his mood because of football or any other sport? You're a loser if you spend much of your time watching other men make money and even get affected by it, whilst you're not doing anything productive with your life Find purpose, stop masking a lack of direction with being a football fanatic

@StretfordPaddck Heaven to Yoro, Mbeumo for Sesko, Mount fo Cunha he is off today plus yellow card, Urgate out for Zirkzee, Dalot in for Mazroui

What changes would you make at half-time? Who comes off and who goes on, Reds? 👇🔴 #MUFC

@MUFCScoop Shambolic

HT: Manchester United 0-2 Leeds. Thoughts? 👇 #MUFC

@UtdMaI The fact that you are actually asking this is the more reason why City should win it

I still don’t understand how United fans genuinely think City winning the league is a better outcome than Arsenal winning it 💀

@_abochie That’s why you bottling every cup. Such a lazy take

A quick update on top of a bad weekend. 😮‍💨

@McFlybowy What a lazy long take.

I know he’s 6 assists behind Bruno, but he’s the most creative player in the league, in a way a Bruno can’t be. Because creativity isn’t just numbers alone, it’s type of chances you create. Bruno Fernandes is a volume creator. He plays early, he plays often, he forces situations. A lot of his creativity comes from repetition crosses, through balls, set-pieces, constant risk-taking. That’s why the assist numbers are always high. It’s pressure over time. But Rayan Cherki is a different kind of creator entirely. He creates chances that aren’t supposed to exist. It’s the weight of pass when there’s no angle. The disguised slip when defenders think the play is dead. The ability to draw three players in, freeze them, and then release the ball at the exact last second. That’s not volume creativity, that’s imagination-based creativity. Bruno sees passes early. Cherki sees them late….. when no one else can. And that’s the difference. Because when you defend Bruno, you’re preparing for patterns….runs in behind, early crosses, quick through balls When you defend Cherki, there is no pattern. He can stand still for two seconds and still break your entire shape with one touch. Also, Cherki’s creativity is tied to his 1v1 threat. That’s what makes it more dangerous. He doesn’t need movement around him to create he can generate the advantage himself. Beat a man, attract another, then create. Bruno depends more on structure, Cherki is the structure. So even if the stats say Bruno is ahead, the reality is… Bruno creates more chances. Cherki creates harder chances,Bruno relies on repetition, Cherki relies on invention And when you talk about pure creativity, that’s where Cherki sits in a space Bruno simply doesn’t operate in.