abel’s valerie

No nigga can have me thinking that way

🚨.@NICKIMINAJ when Bryce Crawford asked her, “Is the Illuminati real?..

@_Milanmulaa That gutted me

One thing I’m not doing again is helping a man build a fantasy with me just for him to wake up one day and choose somebody else. Then I’m left grieving the future we planned while he’s already selling it to the next person.

@notkiannabanks Normalize this

Me af, hairy legs and all lmao

@the_lightside This keeps happening with virgos and cancers… i have virgo 6th house and cancer 5th house. I can’t do another Virgo or cancer. I just can’t. I’m either going to marry the virgo or play with the cancer forever

how to know if you are in a karmic relationship: -you felt like you knew them the moment you met. -the connection was fast and consuming in a way that felt out of your control. -the relationship brought out the most extreme version of you. the highest highs and the lowest lows. -you keep coming back to each other no matter how many times it ends. -it triggered your deepest wounds. the ones you thought you had dealt with. what this means: a karmic relationship is unfinished soul work, not automatic “forever” and not automatic “toxic.” it is unfinished business: a debt, a wound, a lesson. karmic relationships are not just destined to end. they are destined to transform.the ones that end are completions. the ones that stay are evolution. astro signatures to check: ketu in the 7th, ketu links in synastry, saturn-venus pressure/aspects, repeated 7th/8th/12th house themes. clean rule: don’t judge by intensity alone. judge by growth, accountability, and pattern change.

@TvkeOfff Or the DO know but breadcrumb you along the way. Then ghost you ☹️

The problem is a lot of yall niggas did not grow up seeing your moms be pampered.. yall either saw y’all mommas working like dawgs, on drugs, with an abusive ass man or collective government assistance struggling to make ends meet.. a lot of y’all grew up with all half siblings and absent fathers, so you genuinely don’t know what the man’s role is supposed to be and that’s why a lot of yall can’t fathom giving a woman a soft life and being a provider bc you grew up believing women are supposed to be strong and take care of you! A lot of you niggas don’t even know to hold the door or walk on the outside of the sidewalk bc the only protector you ever had was a woman! Lmao

@rockybiiitch 😭 ts gotta STOP

First base: raw sex Second base: telling you about my mental illness Third base: a kiss in public Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

@supermoongirl9 True. cancer mars in 5h and 8th house stellium. The only ex i still liked was murdered 😢

having a strong mars, pluto or black moon lilith

@miiagarro I wanna do this so bad

how i sleep at night knowing i’m cussing his ass out first thing in the morning

LMAO,, THE BACKFLIP??

ASAP Rocky: my btch my baby momma Rihanna: my ngga my baby daddy I be fkn him

i like my money clingy

@yvltopshoota THEY WANT TO BE THE BAD BITCHES

why do niggas always feel the need to humble bad bitches

@emolian0 I can’t unsend ts now get out my business

mi vida está medio aburrida pero al menos no estoy escribiendo un párrafo rogándole a alguien para q se quede

NOTHING was funny on lemonade 😭😭😭😭

@spreadlove2027 Type shiii 🤣

Nike out here exposing cheaters for free 😭😭.

Most footboy love to eat also. Your body is a whole meal

Him making sure I'm hydrated so I can wet his face all up.