Take Me Out To The Ballgame

@HeartlandSignal he's an idiot

While discussing different impacts on the Social Security trust fund, SSA Chief Actuary Karen Glenn has to explain to U.S. Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-OH) that non-citizens are not eligible for Social Security payments. MORENO: "How about having non-citizens receiving Social Security?" GLENN: "Non-citizens do not receive Social Security." MORENO: "None at all? There's not a single, solitary, non-American citizen that's received it? Is that your testimony?" GLENN: "By law, they are not allowed."

@jfeador @CleGuardians ❤️❤️❤️

Love the new banners. #guardsball | #openingday | @CleGuardians

@kylegriffin1 Can someone please tell him he DOES NOT OWN THE WHITE HOUSE?!?!?!

NEW: Trump has discussed turning the White House Treaty Room — historically a meeting place for diplomats and statesmen — into a guest bedroom with an en suite bath. nytimes.com/2026/03/26/us/…

@MattMcCarthy985 I feel sorry for the people who DON'T celebrate!

Happy Opening Day to those who celebrate.

@SherrodBrown Let's Go Guards!!!

Here's to another great year of #GuardsBall and keeping the AL Central title in Cleveland!

Happy Opening Day! ⚾ James Earl Jones in FIELD OF DREAMS.

@MikeLucasTV @1Tyvis @REFLOG18 movie theater popcorn is just better!

@1Tyvis @REFLOG18 this is batshit crazy. just buy popcorn at home bruh...

Just heard @1Tyvis say he will go to a movie theatre, order a bucket of popcorn 🍿 and get it to go without ever seeing a movie. This is insane behavior, right? 😂

@ashleyecrosby Right back atcha!

Happy Opening Day CLE 🥹

@peterbakernyt @alanfeuer the grift just keeps on grifting

Trump's Justice Department has agreed to pay Michael Flynn $1.25 million in taxpayer money even though he pleaded guilty twice to making false statements to FBI agents about his interactions with Russian officials. @alanfeuer nytimes.com/2026/03/25/us/…

@ChefReactions Happy Opening Day Chef!

@AcrossCavs @CaughtLookinCLE @LockedGuardians @DreKnott ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Guardians x Mariners tonight ON OPENING DAY! Name a player to rep both teams. I'll start: Richie Sexson

@MichaelHook_CLE Josey!

Who’s hitting the first home run for the guardians?

@DylanCarter2004 that's what I told them too

That's not the Cleveland logo.

THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS PLAY BASEBALL TODAY! Happy #OpeningDay! #GuardsBall

HAPPY OPENING DAY EVERYBODY!!

@Repbobhagan good grief

Ah yes, an unbiased Judge in the Mahoning Valley. Amen.

@cspan which is which?

"Figure 03" AI-powered robot accompanies first lady Melania Trump to a White House summit on empowering children with educational technology.

BASEBALL IS BACK!!!

@BernieKosarQB what you are doing is working, you look great Bernie. Keep it up!

4 months post transplant and locked into the routine daily smoothie daily clean detox with Focalceuticals daily nasal spray exosomes doing the work every day U Matter 🙌🏼

@nut_history You need to update your Cleveland logo

With today being #OpeningDay - let's do a #MLB roll call. Who's your favourite team?