trashcanpapi

I don’t think pregnant women should have to do anything, actually. Like you are making eyeballs in your body. You got enough going on.

You have such a way with worms

diva down

yall both love killing the homeless

let her wtf

ever since i was a little girl i had a feeling i was the universe experiencing itself

im at my clits end

how it feels to be just a little bit drunk

She asked if I wanted to fuck I said let me crunch the numbers

bringing my bf to girls drinks and he’s talking about how awful men are and that they shouldn’t be trusted.

getting stoned and gooning top 10 human experiences i think

Mark Ruffalo on Gavin Newsom saying he regrets calling Israel an apartheid state: “Know where you stand and stand there. […] I don’t know what billionaire got in your ear but it’s not working for you. This is now how you are going to win. It’s Apartheid and it’s a Genocide.”

all i can think about is weed and losing weight

my 22 year old manager likes to facetime me and open LPS blind bags and i love it every time my bf and i always provide thoughtful commentary.

lmao