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does the diaper stay on during the trial🤧

Gay netanyahu trying to prove he's not dead: "dead? Well, I'm dying for some dick!"

what do fatfurs do during ramadan #thinking

"My fav Umamusume is Agnes Tachyon"

its so ironic she uses an ergonomic chair but still sits like this im crine the chair is literally made for her back

frotten und bedrotten ist die schwule version von netflix und chill

I hate fake fanfic freaks like no somnophilia isn't that fucking crazy

sometimes when im reading a gay romance story i get upset when theres too many gay couples like half of the appeal of these things are that being gay is a taboo if its common you dont get that inherent angst and tension anymore and it just becomes this

Plastic toy designer: "mold your horses"

Can't use that one mate

Seahawks exceed the limit.

the year of the Umamusume broncos are upon us ig

Whenever someone asks me for advice about Yaoi, I feel like this.

bath time!

what if he was mayo and name Shane Hollandaise #soundingwnopawson

Gilgamesh, king of Uruk: honey I’m home from my doomed quest with my friend Enkidu Gilgamesh’s fujoshi wife: how was it👀

what if we all held hands and kissed eachother on the lips, and like all the boys would do it with other boys and we all got to watch

Guy who forgets what almonds look like: so do they take the shell off to milk it?

I'm so tired, I could just– 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 What was that?? I— 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 Hey, what's—— 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

why would you voice train when silent suiting exists