𝗠𝗿. 𝐌𝐀͟𝐘͟𝐎͟𝐑。

ᅠ 𝗗𝗢𝗡’𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗜𝗧 𝗔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊. ᅠ

WOAH THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!

ㅤ"Do you wrestle, 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓? I bet I can take you on! I'll definitely win!" 😆

ㅤ"Have you been to Paris, 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓? I so wanna go on vacation there! Let's go together!"

════════════ ⋆★⋆ ════════════ 𝙼𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚘 𝙲𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜

ㅤ"What? Am I not devoted enough?!"

ㅤ"Hmph..."

ㅤ"You want a Russian chick now?!"

ㅤ" . . . "

ㅤ"...mm... okay, if you say so... I'm just so confused..."

Nonchalantly wrapping his bloody hand, Mike didn't even look over when answering. "You ever been with a girl used to USSR reign? They're passionate lovers.. and they're used to hard times. You can't get a girl with that level of devotion, not anymore. I need this, Cody."

ㅤ" . . . Cody, are you arranging something for Guy's bachelor party or something? Rena and I are both uncomfortable with strippers . . . "

ㅤ"—SO! I wanted a little pomeranian, but I'm not a precious princess, I told Cody that I'm happy for him to pick up a different breed, but I wanted something small and easy to manage. I get home, he's got a 132 LB ROTTWEILER! IT'S HUGE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT?!"